You've just been transported to a universe where Sarah Palin is the President of the USA

[Zetona]

Is this a dagger which I see before me?

Come, let me clutch thee oh wait that was a horrible play.

But maybe we could convince the President to read it! We could escape in the ensuing distraction!

 

[ygetoff]

Leave. I could always go back.
Unless it is better there.

 

[lwm3398]

Time to get assassinating. I throw the Washington monument through the white house like a javelin.

I'd cut it down, have it collapse on the Lincoln Monument, and have that EXPLODE all of D.C. because I filled it with 10 million grenades.

But, lwm3398, you amazing man, how'd you get them?

Well, I brought them from my Universe. I got them through the portal I fell through.

Big boom, D.C. dies, America lives.

 

[lizards]

join the resistance and if there is none just grab a sniper rifle and do it myself i wouldnt even care if i got caught that women is dangerous enough as it is

 

[IDBash]

I would do a happy dance, go start my own business and pay for my good insurance and live a long a fruitful FREE life.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm Canadian, so I'd just sit back and watch all the comedy shows that make fun of her.

 

[Treblaine]

Being Muslim... I'd probably leave the US for Europe.

Buddy, you don't know how bad it is in Europe. Racism over there is OVERT and having an American accent won't help at all.

I mean I don't seen any Nazi party getting a significant portion of the vote in USA. Republicans are not a Fascist party but the BNP most certainly is and they now have seats in power and are gaining more power every year!

In fact just living in the UK and walking around you see and hear all the racism towards Muslims and/or Arabs is blatant, disturbing and is seen everywhere. And apparently all the Muslim immigrants are desperate to get from mainland Europe to the UK and considering the Paris riots and all the things I have heard. Europe is far from salvation.

Bottom line, not matter how bad a president is elected in America, it will still always have the Bill of Rights and that puts it head and shoulders above almost every other country in that respect, and a much better place to live - politically - for all minorities.

 

[JimmerDunda]

Show me the road to Canada. Ill chill there for a bit.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

NOW WITCH HUNTING [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jve3CJyh5SI] WILL BE A PRESIDENTIAL MANDATE!​

 

[Booze Zombie]

Ah, good old cyanide...

 

[Ghonzor]

live in it and not be a ***** and complain about her, oh wait i do that here to

This

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Do suicide booths exist in this universe? If yes find the nearest one! If not pinch a boat and sail somewhere sanity still exists.

 

[Cavouku]

I would sit back and watch the fireworks, and eat popcorn.

Pass that shit.

In a completely unrelated note, I feel like my right ear is breathing... huh, that is the darndest thing..

 

[Emilie Diabolica]

i'd undergo intense training whilst distributing guy fawkes masks.
and stock up on knives.

she won't last long....
*cackles*

 

[KhakiHat]

You assume that she could actually get anything past Congress.

Also, GF shenanigans.

 

[blackshark121]

Being Muslim... I'd probably leave the US for Europe.

Buddy, you don't know how bad it is in Europe. Racism over there is OVERT and having an American accent won't help at all.

I mean I don't seen any Nazi party getting a significant portion of the vote in USA. Republicans are not a Fascist party but the BNP most certainly is and they now have seats in power and are gaining more power every year!

In fact just living in the UK and walking around you see and hear all the racism towards Muslims and/or Arabs is blatant, disturbing and is seen everywhere. And apparently all the Muslim immigrants are desperate to get from mainland Europe to the UK and considering the Paris riots and all the things I have heard. Europe is far from salvation.

Bottom line, not matter how bad a president is elected in America, it will still always have the Bill of Rights and that puts it head and shoulders above almost every other country in that respect, and a much better place to live - politically - for all minorities.

All right the, back to the Middle Eas- Oh no, wait, that won't be there. Just nuclear fallout. Hm, does she have anything against kangaroos? Maybe I'll go to Australia.

 

[Olikunmissile]

Is this a dagger which I see before me?

McBeth? My oh my my my. Memories of long English reports come to haunt me!

 

[Jeronus]

The multiverse would collapse on itself as this probability had not been calculated.