You've just been transported to a universe where Sarah Palin is the President of the USA

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UAProxy

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I think the headline of a newspaper in tonight's episode of Supernatural says it all.

"Palin Okays Bombing of Houston".
 

Bob the Average

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I probably wouldn't be too upset. I voted for McCain. truthfully id see what all she had done then complain. Assuming she had done something worth complaining about.
 

RaNDM G

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Get her to sign my Xbox and sell it for ten times as much as that guy did on eBay.
 

Treblaine

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blackshark121 said:
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blackshark121 said:
Being Muslim... I'd probably leave the US for Europe.
Buddy, you don't know how bad it is in Europe. Racism over there is OVERT and having an American accent won't help at all.

I mean I don't seen any Nazi party getting a significant portion of the vote in USA. Republicans are not a Fascist party but the BNP most certainly is and they now have seats in power and are gaining more power every year!

In fact just living in the UK and walking around you see and hear all the racism towards Muslims and/or Arabs is blatant, disturbing and is seen everywhere. And apparently all the Muslim immigrants are desperate to get from mainland Europe to the UK and considering the Paris riots and all the things I have heard. Europe is far from salvation.

Bottom line, not matter how bad a president is elected in America, it will still always have the Bill of Rights and that puts it head and shoulders above almost every other country in that respect, and a much better place to live - politically - for all minorities.
All right the, back to the Middle Eas- Oh no, wait, that won't be there. Just nuclear fallout. Hm, does she have anything against kangaroos? Maybe I'll go to Australia.
If you had to go anywhere, got to Japan. For the games and tech.

But otherwise you are almost certainly going to be better off staying in the USA. As powerful as the US President is in many way they are less powerful than even a Prime Minister as they can't order anyone in the legislature to vote one way or another. Mainly the President has to make a convincing and public pitch for their legislation and all the way through their presidency they are totally dependant on the support of the general population.

I mean the Prime Minister of Australia has got this crazy idea of universal internet censorship in his head and as Prime Minister he can tell his majority party to vote however he likes so one man gets his way with minimum resistance or checks/balances.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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My quality of life is so much better! sure I have no rights, my country is being run by an idiot, and the economy has deconstructed itself, but I have a permanent boner!
 

hcig

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id be all like "holy shit, i love this place"

so if i said i need to assassinate obama, how would you guys feel? what a bunch of twats
 

hcig

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internetzealot1 said:
I'd go about my daily business becuase she's not half as stupid as everyone thinks she is.
id like to also add that 99.99% of everything ever said negative about palin were simply lies made up to further careers/be assholes/make other people look bad because it would mean you get what you want (like the dan rather/bush thing)

really, it was that one interview that was real, and it helped make the propaganda job easier for all the likes of nbc, jon stewart, and of course, the escapist forums.
 

axia777

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That is funny, because in the the newest Supernatural Dean gets transported to 2014. Sarah Plain is the President during the Apocalypse. She ends up bombing Huston with nukes because of all the demons. ROFL.
 

historybuff

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Oh, hell no.

If that happens, I would officially give up on my country and leave. Hi, Canada. I'm coming up to you. I will love learning how to do the temperature in Celsius. And I will definitely learn to speak better French.
 

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
Start a guerilla army (This would be much easier seeing as how the gun laws would be very lenient in this universe) to fight the tyranny of the Palin regime! Sic semper tyrannis!

shh! The Enforcement Squads will hear you!

Seriously though- if she runs and wins in 2012- contact me...
 

Samurai Goomba

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axia777 said:
That is funny, because in the the newest Supernatural Dean gets transported to 2014. Sarah Plain is the President during the Apocalypse. She ends up bombing Huston with nukes because of all the demons. ROFL.
We should force her to sign a contract stating that if she ever wants to run for public office again, she MUST agree to do this if elected. And she has to give "demons" as her reason.
 

Samurai Goomba

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Cheeze_Pavilion said:
DrDeath3191 said:
A bit confused. Other than that, no change. Seriously, people mark her as some sort of disaster waiting to happen. I'd like to hear what she'd do with presidential power before I join this lynching party.
I think the fact that she keeps referring to socialism when talking about Obama as if it's a bad thing while running (or having run) a state that just hands its citizens money for continuing to breathe doesn't bode well:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Permanent_Fund
On the flip side, she may just end up doing exactly the same things as Obama while at the same time griping about how evil they are. So the end result might be the same.