You've just been transported to a universe where Sarah Palin is the President of the USA
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Sit back and watch the fireworks as she inevitably gets the United States into a war with Russia. Or China. Or somebody else in the Middle East. Maybe even France. That would be something.
Well I would destroy the stairs to my house and bring a lot a supplies and guns/ammo and prepare for the zombie hoards.
I'd probably be kidnapped by her secret police and interrogated on my universe-travelling antics.
I don't know what I'd do. It sounds like I'm the only person here who would actually give her a chance. Come on guys. Don't discriminate against people who can see Russia from their houses. I, for one, would love to be one of those people.
If I could replicate the process that brought me to this place, I would. Otherwise, I'd just ask my lesbian sister to take a tour of the White House and find a way to touch Madame President. Logically, the touch of the openly homosexual should be anathema to Mrs. Palin, and she would have to go on a 6-month moose-shooting-from-helicopters retreat to restore her femininity. In her absence, my shadowy cabal will supplant her shadowy cabal.
Then? Then we give shadowy cabals to underprivileged urban schoolchildren! Cabals for all, that's my platform!
Then? Then we give shadowy cabals to underprivileged urban schoolchildren! Cabals for all, that's my platform!
A bit confused. Other than that, no change. Seriously, people mark her as some sort of disaster waiting to happen. I'd like to hear what she'd do with presidential power before I join this lynching party.
