Zero Punctuation Tees

[Noobiekins]

twenty minutes...out front...puffer fish

Seconded.

Thirded. (?)

There are so many great Lines that one can put on a ZP shirt, But for starters, I would put one of those little Imp Things, on the Back Doing something Odd, Like stabbing you in the back or something (as in, something we haven't seen in a ZP Vid yet.)

 

[WhiteReflection]

I think this is a great idea ^_^
i'd love a ZP tee
but i worry that it will go over the top
somin subtle like the logo (or somin cool from an episode)
on a white or black tee
when u start going yellow it becomes hard to vein ppl like myself to dress well

i suppose i'll buy a shirt regardless but i just thought u appriciate my input

the quote tee's i think are a good one...
i dont wanna breach copyrighting or anything but the Top Gear stig shirts
JC quotes with a funny picture
i loved that
and i think if its possible... Escapist should do somin similiar

 

[Wolf Blade]

My one would have to be "Auto-cannibalistic frustration". Otherwise, all of the above.

 

[DMShade]

How about the shot of him with a Game Developer at a Desk, and his easel with 'How Not To Do It' beside him, with or without a remark like "Zero Punctuation: Just in case you're listening..."

That or I would love a 'Boingo Boingo Whoopsy Knickers' T-Shirt.

 

[scabbysid]

i would like to see a shirt with the image from the Condemned 2: Bloodshot review, at 3:14, yahtzee saying "oh bloody bleeding blimey!" and being chased through a dark tunnel by an axe weilding maniac, or Yahtzee and his friend being extremely manly at 1:20 in the guitar hero 3 review, or maybe "The day i pay 80 bucks for an expansion pack is the day i swallow razor wire, pull it out of my arse and floss myself to death"

 

[CH14]

The scene from the Microsoft's Off-World Mining Complex with "I F***ing called it" above

 

[Ignotus]

Yahtzee pointing at the tide saying 'Pack that shit in.'
Or on the winged marshmallow.

 

[DMShade]

I had a brainstorm...why use a direct quote at all.

Perhaps just the Motto from the Links on the Escapist

"Game reviews with a hint of Schizophrenia"

And for an Image? A ZP Imp running off carrying Yahtzee's PC or a Console over his head, with Yahtzee chasing after the little bugger with weapon of choice in hand?

Just a thought.

 

[noolli]

a plane yellow t-shirt with yahtzee (ZP version) on would satisfy me. no writing though it would ruin its plain charm.

 

[Melaisis]

I'd personally just like to see the whole 'imp' thing go down, TBH.

 

[Arnuma]

Everyone has some great ideas I would like to see:
Yahtzee's list of things that happen in Psychonauts
"Yahtzee you charismatic stallion" and the others like it
"The university of smartarse"
pic of new games journalism hat from peggle
Gun battle slap fight XXXVII for the playstation 12
"What the f*** happened to Clive Winston"
"Ron f**k mothering Perlman"

But all in all without Yahtzee's say it becomes rather pointless

 

[Arrancar90]

The ones I like to see :

"Clive Barker`s Clive Barker`s Jericho by Clive Barker" (that be more like supporting clive barker but it makes me laugh everytime)
"Spunk flavored popsickle"
"Bat made out of frozen stupid"
"Which one was your fav quake level the brown castle or the greenish brown temple or the other brown castle"
"Dont blame me if you try to fire it into the sun" (Not sure it the right words)
"I thought the lighting sign above the house meant that the people were listening to AC/DC"
"If you want to tell me how to do my job why dont you take a plane and jump out and land anus first on winchester castle"

 

[corporate_gamer]

t-shirts sound cool, but couldn't we get posters instead. this has a few benefits; its probably be cheaper, images would look better on my wall than my chest and finally you get all the enjoyment of having a snippet from a comic genius in the privacy of your own home instead of having to walk around looking like a complete shut-in.

 

[Denmarkian]

I'm casting another vote for the "Press X to not die" theme.

I would also like an "Elite Military Team specializing in the Paranormal" T-shirt, the soldier with a wizard's hat is just too goddamn funny.

 

[Omnidum]

The console/PC gamer comparison.

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Glorification of this Shirt is like celebrating Andrew Lloyd Webber's Devilish Handsomeness"

 

[Meliz]

i can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned yet!!!!!

from drake's fortune:

I WILL DIE OR TURN EVIL

it was on the guy's frickin' shirt!!! come on!

 

[sammyfreak]

I would also like an "Elite Military Team specializing in the Paranormal" T-shirt, the soldier with a wizard's hat is just too goddamn funny.

Truth resonates through this statement.