Zero Punctuation Tees

[Unexpected=3RROR]

"Pants on head retarded" from Halo 3 review would be a good one

 

[Minky_man]

I would personally want the Yahtzee avatar with the thumbs up from the Assassins Creed review

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

My spelling may be off but how's
"I'd rather be stupid and having fun then bored out of my huge, genius mind"
and possibly the pics from the review's quotes on the back

I say no quote for that one, just the picture of him with the dunce hat and cross eyes, bouncing the little penguin thing is enough.

 

[Apone]

"Hitler's Giant Robot Spider"

"...Puffer-fish"

"Nazi Bullet Bum-Rape"

And the picture of him coming out of a circle winking with both thumbs is great.

 

[tthor]

1 thing we have to keep in mind is that whatever quote or images the teeshirt will have should be something that wont make ppl who have nvr heard of ZP think you're nuts,

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the basic idea i have for the shirt:
-black shirt, maybe with gold-yellow trim on the sleeves and collar
-the "ZERO punctuation!" pic on the upper-front of the shirt
-the ZP logo (the 1 with a pic of an imp holding an (!) crossed out) on the sleeve
-some random ZP pic on the lower-front of the shirt, like a picture of a ZP Imp or Yahtzee,
-and of course, some random ZP quote on the back of the shirt,
(my personal favorite quote is the Umbrella Corp. Strategy:
"
1. KILL OWN STAFF
2. MAKE ZOMBIES
3. GET CITY NUKED
4. LEGAL PROCEEDINGS
5. BANKRUPTCY
6. SOMETHING ELSE
7. PROFIT")

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Shoot Shoot, Band Bang"

 

[MrMisfit]

Two choices

1: Press X to not die

2: I will die or turn evil (Uncharted review)

 

[Alstan]

1. KILL OWN STAFF
2. MAKE ZOMBIES
3. GET CITY NUKED
4. LEGAL PROCEEDINGS
5. BANKRUPTCY
6. SOMETHING ELSE
7. PROFIT")

Add a little Yathzee in a side with thumbs up, and we have a winner

I think the quote t-shirts are cool, but most of them are just refering one game. I'll probably choose a common one like "I prefer to die rather than press X" or similars, the "Quick Time Event Nemessis" or "Don't tell me what to review or what to put on my t-shirt"
Also I think a quote t-shirt is easy to do. I just have print the text and stamp it on the t-shirt. So I really like something I can't do it by myself. For example one with Yatzee with some cake, a "Portal" halo over he's hat and surrounded by the black demon, the emo kid from "the darkness", Peter Molyneux gagged, Nariko f*cking with Kratos, Razputin, a Big Daddy, Lara Croft, the Manhunt killer, Master Chief with alien rifle made by Mattel, Garret Gobelcock, Gordon Freeman, Mario, Link (or Fagballs), Altair, Clive Winston, the Farcry guy with the nice t-shirt, any character from Resident Evil, a regular soldier representing the flavour-of-the-month-shooter and a paranormal soldier from FEAR,... and of course, Uncle Tusky and a copy of the bestseller "Captain Bland's Monotonous Adventures".

 

[Kogepan]

Anything with imps and the main hatted character. Preferably not yellow, unless it's on a black shirt with a yellow box and the characters in the box. I hate yellow. It makes me look jaundiced.

And girls' shirts are a must. Guys' shirts, even if it's a Youth Large DO. NOT. FIT. I like shirts, not tents, thank you.

I'm all for "This is a Mumorpugger" or whatever spelling it is. I love that word. Mumorpugger. Hehe.

Unfortunately, I'd also like a shirt I'm not embarrassed to wear in front of my family which cuts out probably 90% of his quotes. :\

 

[mathias53]

from the burn out paradise one, the picture of the upside down car and written upside down "totally fucking sweet"

or from the heavenly sword review the pic of yahtzee with his face on the controller and "random button mashing" underneath

 

[The Anonymous Mr P]

I find it highly disgraceful that not one of you has mentioned the legendary, epic, awesome and legendary 'Cry Mich Ein River' scene. For shame, Escapist forum goers... For shame.

Hell, pretty much anything from the Medal of Honour: Airborne review, really. Having every single frame from the review, miniaturised and slotted onto a t-shirt would in fact be the most awesome thing in the universe, and so may never happen. But still, a man can dream.

 

[SobanKarso]

From his CoD:4 review

Boingo!
Biongo!
Whoopsy!
Knickers!

And yes his end part from No More Heroes

 

[......]

I vote for the imp floating on the mario cloud being god. Or something with the imp, anyway. Yahtzee also looks the best when he's doing the "really angry" face like when he's beating studio 51.

 

[Tair]

Definately agree to the "20 minutes" quote. It's perfect. It's only lewd to the people who've seen the short. Also, (front) ...What could only be described as a DOOM fortress. (back) *pic of doom fortress* And, WOR! with the fat guys on the back.

 

[Tair]

I find it highly disgraceful that not one of you has mentioned the legendary, epic, awesome and legendary 'Cry Mich Ein River' scene. For shame, Escapist forum goers... For shame.

Hell, pretty much anything from the Medal of Honour: Airborne review, really. Having every single frame from the review, miniaturised and slotted onto a t-shirt would in fact be the most awesome thing in the universe, and so may never happen. But still, a man can dream.

Completely agree. I cracked up at Cry Mich Ein River. Also "bullet absorbing tenacity not-withstanding". I think that the only way to appease everyone is to make a customizer... maybe with a bunch of pics (i.e. Yahtzee, Imp, various poses) and a space to put in your own quote.

 

[CodeChrono]

I would love to by a Zero Punctuation T-Shirt. However, nothing with obscene language, and it has to be yellow. I'd love the imps and perhaps several images of yahtzee doing things he does in his reviews. I dunno, though.

Also, please remember that we love cheapness. :O

 

[UncleAsriel]

My personal favourite one-liners and images would enclude the "It's actually fun!" bit from Assassin's Creed (1:57), "Mmm, tragedy!" from Super Mario Galaxy (3:39), "Maybe the universe would end - and it would be awesome!" from No More Heroes (3:35), and "Straining out a recommendation" from Crysis (3:47). While I love Nazi Bullet Bum-Rape and his paraphrasing of Oscar Wilde ("No chance you unreasonable dicks!), I'd like to have a shirt that doesn't offend the small children I happen to be tutoring at day camp should I run into one of them with one of their parents while at the mall.


Even if we don't get shirts like this, though, I'd still be happy buy one(assuming that the Escapist ships to canada and does demand my firstborn as a payment). SO long as we have The Imp and Yahtzee doing what they do best (behave misanthropically and review games), then I'm a happy nerd.

 

[PurpleRain]

How about the picture of Mother Terisa (?) eatting the baby with the words: Boingo! Biongo! Whoopsy! Knickers! writen over it.

I would buy that.

 

[gains]

Yellow shirt with the Zero Punctuation title across the chest with Yahtzee in his traditional place, right of center (on your left abs if you were wearing it) and on the upper back, Fan Dabby Dabulous (for the old school.)

I also support "Let's put on our reviewing pants" as a good reference to the actual, you know, reviews and "press x to not die" since it's a recurring line.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

"Once your compared to a magical hand that shoots bees your going to F***ing loose."

"The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race."

"I hope you jump out of a plane and land anus first on the spire of Winchester Cathedral!"

"What is known as the EA Strategy."

"Like a sheepdog with a piece of shrapnel in its forehead."

"Maybe I can command the tides to turn and ride a winged marshmallow into the Sherbet Kingdom."

"Team Fortress 2. Liverpool 1"

"I'm an Assassin. shhh!"

"I'm with Retard Mcspackypants ->"

"Lets all put on our reviewing pants."

"God of War style Simon Says button mashing sequences."

"We may need you to play twing-twang."


Or a shirt portraying all the signs of Indigo Prophecy Syndrome.

1. Total abandonment of plot
2. Inclusion my Mystical Cults
3. Inclusion of hiterto unknown Dragonball Z superpowers