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the idiot computer

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Hide in the mall, like any sane person.

It's got a great alarm, about 20 stories above earth and 5 below.
And there's a police house not far from there, so free guns.
Actually i see logic in this, i mean everyone will think everyone else will got to the mall and think up alternative hiding place. Unless it backfires and everyone in town ends up there.
 

vento 231

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Go on the wall-mart roof, I can get food, guns, and Sparta kick any zombies over the edge.
I actually have supplies put away for the road if zombies do come, (weird huh) that includes an emergency two-way radio, and army rations, 80 bottles of water and about 50 cans of food, but the kit also doubles in case of a natural disaster and that was my initial purpose for it, but then I played L4D and watched zombie land.
 

Kpt._Rob

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Kpt._Rob said:
Yeah, the whole "let's hide in a mall" thing is not exclusive to gamers. Ever since George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead malls have been one of the most prominent settings for zombie films. Trust me, everyone who has owned a TV any time in the last 30 or so years probably knows that the mall is the place to go.

As for me, I would head for the local high school, because I'm fairly certain that if there are going to be any rescue teams, that's where they'd probably set up. And if there aren't going to be any rescue teams, I'm probably fucked anyways.
I never said that it was exclusive to gamers.
I'm saying the gamers are the only ones who wouldn't run around screaming before they get killed.
Really, no one but gamers? You certainly have an abnormally high opinion of yourself and your fellows. I'm a gamer too, half of my gaming friends are so heavily set they'd have a heart attack just trying to make it to the mall, I happen to work out every day and I wouldn't do all that well either because I'm a neurotic mess most of the time. And you know what, the rednecky guy I saw at Wal-Mart would probably do a lot better than me, even though he's never touched a game in his life, because he probably also has enough guns to supply a small army. Point being, don't think "being a gamer" will save your ass. Knowing answers to a hypothetical situation, and reacting to a real situation are two really different things.
 

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Well im irish so even zombies dont want to be rained on all the time...seriosley it summer and I have yet to see sun without a forboding cloud in the distance,what zombie would come here?
 

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Break my "In case of Zombies" glass box and grab the shotgun + other items. Then steal the biggest and meanest SUV I can find, race off to a grocery store and stock up on food. Then go to the army base or the police or a hunting store and get more guns and ammunition! From there on; put to rest as many of the undead possible before I in turn become a zombie or get eaten by them.
 

The Ambrosian

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I have several planned in my head. Going to my mates flat on the top floor, barricading stairs etc. Also live about 30 seconds from Wal-Mart ASDA. But everyone would think of that.
 

Kpt._Rob

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PoliceBox63 said:
Kpt._Rob said:
...local high school...that's where they'd probably set up.
Why do you think so?
Well, in my town it's rather centrally located, and because of the fears so many parents have nowadays that their children will be abducted and molested the school is actually set up in a way that would make it easily defensible. Point being, if I were saying to myself "hey, where should I set up base camp to help rescue people from the zombies," the high school here in this town would the place I'd pick.
 

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Going to the mall is stupid. I'll just go to Glasgow. Any zombies try and get in and they get fuckin' knifed, headbutted and generally murdered by neds.
 

Edavies696

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get a bat get some friends and other people i like and swim to the island of island make a field day of killing everyone one that island them making it a fort against the world
 

GrinningManiac

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I'd head to the countryside. Low population density, not much cover for zombies and farmers have most of the guns in Britain today
 

Kpt._Rob

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Kpt._Rob said:
Really, no one but gamers? You certainly have an abnormally high opinion of yourself and your fellows. I'm a gamer too, half of my gaming friends are so heavily set they'd have a heart attack just trying to make it to the mall, I happen to work out every day and I wouldn't do all that well either because I'm a neurotic mess most of the time. And you know what, the rednecky guy I saw at Wal-Mart would probably do a lot better than me, even though he's never touched a game in his life, because he probably also has enough guns to supply a small army. Point being, don't think "being a gamer" will save your ass. Knowing answers to a hypothetical situation, and reacting to a real situation are two really different things.
TheNamlessGuy said:
See, most people in this city are stuck up bastards who thinks the idea of a zombie, or anything paranormal, is preposterous.
They would die and I would gladly shoot their faces off.
Ha! Is that your reply to me? Give me a break. If you look at the NUMBERS, (and I've actually read more than a couple books on what people believe, so I have) you'd find that as intelligence goes up, willingness to believe in supernatural or paranormal phenomena GOES DOWN. That is to say, smart people are statistically LESS LIKELY to be willing to accept the potentiality of a zombie attack, while Red Neck McGee will probably think it's step one of the end times, and be perfectly ready to fight off the zombies until Jesus shows up at his door to rapture him away.
 

Aldan9

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Head over to the nearest police station, fill my shopping cart with ammo guns and enough pr0n. Go to a remote village, kill the infected there, grow my own food, and wait out(unless I train the plants to attack zombies).
 

Blueruler182

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You know, when I said "clear the mall" that wasn't limited to just zombies. If it's me or you, I'm not hesitating to make you a distracting corpse for the zombie horde. Hell, maybe if I feed them I can train them.

You know what, I have new hopes for this plan.
 

the idiot computer

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Aldan9 said:
Head over to the nearest police station, fill my shopping cart with ammo guns and enough pr0n. Go to a remote village, kill the infected there, grow my own food, and wait out(unless I train the plants to attack zombies).
Ok thn, but don't stand underneath the falling sun, oh and make sure to live next to someone called crazy Dave.
 

No-Superman10

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On the defence: Grab every bit of heavy furniture and stack it up against the ground floor entry points, move all food into the 3rd floor bedroom, lood all melee weapons from the shed.

On the run: Find a bike ad start heading south, looting as i go.

On the attack: Make a fort with other survivors at Lands' End Port in Cornwall and clear th country by province.

Undead world: Head for the scottish coastal islands and build my sanctuary, scouting parties sent to the mainland every 5 years.
 

PHOENIXRIDER57

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My town has a military base, so there will be a gripload of marines already killing em all. The logical thing to do in the event of a zombie apocolyps is to go someplace surrounded by water. Zombies can't swim. You'd only have to wait on an island (or yacht if you can ration food for this long) for a month or two. Eventually zombies would lose all muscle mass and wouldn't be able to move. Then the rotting starts, and the smell...