Zombie plan

[PoliceBox63]

Well, in my town it's rather centrally located, and because of the fears so many parents have nowadays that their children will be abducted and molested the school is actually set up in a way that would make it easily defensible. Point being, if I were saying to myself "hey, where should I set up base camp to help rescue people from the zombies," the high school here in this town would the place I'd pick.

Ah right, I thought you meant in general I live in the middle of nowhere but that also means there'd be less zombies if not none
I'd say boarding up my house and calling a neighbourhood meeting. Couple of farmers around here have shotguns which is ftw. Also my house is littered with knives, machetes and spears and frying pans XD

 

[jords]

Get a M1A3 Tank, man it with a few friends. Would be UNSTOPPABLE.

 

[Socius]

My plan of surviving the Zombie apocalypse.

Part A:
Locate base of operations and crucial resources!

Explanation: The pizzastore I work at is located in a house that used to be a bank, aka we have a bigass vault to hide stash in. There is also a big convinience store and a medical office in the same building. as well as other sources for food and resources in the area whilst it isn't very populated.

Part B:
Find survivors!

Explanation: the more peapole we are the bigger the chance to get by!

part C:
Modification!

Explanation: Whilst I allready have secured the base of operations it will soon be needed to be rebuilt into a fortress. with the help of the other survivors this can easily be achived, we would also find a bigass-car and pimp it so it would work better against zombies.

Part D: Survival

Explanation: Wait the 23 weeks it takes for the zombie apocalypse to end, because then they will have rotten up, if this dosen't work. Keep killing them off and gather resources to survive!

Part E:

Alternative A: if the zombies are gone after 23 weeks: Repopulate the earth baby!

Alternative B: Die a hero after years of saving random people from brain eaters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQYjZc7gKXc

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Ha! Is that your reply to me? Give me a break. If you look at the NUMBERS, (and I've actually read more than a couple books on what people believe, so I have) you'd find that as intelligence goes up, willingness to believe in supernatural or paranormal phenomena GOES DOWN. That is to say, smart people are statistically LESS LIKELY to be willing to accept the potentiality of a zombie attack, while Red Neck McGee will probably think it's step one of the end times, and be perfectly ready to fight off the zombies until Jesus shows up at his door to rapture him away.

Yeah. but what I'm saying is we DON'T HAVE REDNECKS.
We only have stuck up bastards who wouldn't touch a gun if their life depended on it.
And gamers.

Therefore, in this city, only gamers would live.

Now that, my friend, is an impressive claim.

Not a single person in the entire town would touch a gun, except for gamers of course. You don't have any war veterans, not a single redneck (as you've already mentioned), no hunters, no gun club, no wannabe mercenaries of fortune, no police officers or active duty military men, no one who wanted the gun for self defense? You don't even have that one creepy guy who everyone just knows will go over the edge some day and go on a shooting spree? Just gamers, who have guns apparently. May I ask, where did your gamers get guns? Is there a gun store in town, and if so, it must cater exclusively to gamers, after all, no one but gamers would even touch a gun in your town. Is that a lucritive business model, selling guns to no one but gamers? All the gamers in your town must be old enough to own guns too, I assume. Or are their parents gamers too? None of the parents of the gamers who aren't gamers themselves own guns? Have all the gamers practiced with their guns? Or are they just hoping that all that Modern Warfare 2 will transfer well when the time comes?

Either way, color me impressed. Not every town can beat the odds, you should have a statue commemorating your town's devotion to non-violence! Unless, of course, you're a little less informed than you think you are about the gunholding demographic.

 

[Tzekelkan]

Get bitten/infected. Might as well be on the winning team, eh?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Put this on:

Have one last drink:

and laugh...laugh as the door is banging..laugh as they come inside the door.

Laugh...till it's over.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[tjarne]

I would stock up 3 weeks worth of Tac Bac. Tactical Bacon that is;
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c399/

 

[Blueruler182]

Now that, my friend, is an impressive claim.

Not a single person in the entire town would touch a gun, except for gamers of course. You don't have any war veterans, not a single redneck (as you've already mentioned), no hunters, no gun club, no wannabe mercenaries of fortune, no police officers or active duty military men, no one who wanted the gun for self defense? You don't even have that one creepy guy who everyone just knows will go over the edge some day and go on a shooting spree? Just gamers, who have guns apparently. May I ask, where did your gamers get guns? Is there a gun store in town, and if so, it must cater exclusively to gamers, after all, no one but gamers would even touch a gun in your town. Is that a lucritive business model, selling guns to no one but gamers? All the gamers in your town must be old enough to own guns too, I assume. Or are their parents gamers too? None of the parents of the gamers who aren't gamers themselves own guns? Have all the gamers practiced with their guns? Or are they just hoping that all that Modern Warfare 2 will transfer well when the time comes?

Either way, color me impressed. Not every town can beat the odds, you should have a statue commemorating your town's devotion to non-violence! Unless, of course, you're a little less informed than you think you are about the gunholding demographic.

Ok, us and the cops (and similar people) would have their calm left.
But they'd GET TO THA CHOPPA and think of all civilians as hostile.

And to the rest of that post, I proclaim: You've obviously never been to Sweden.
EDIT: Yeah, Sweden has all those things.
Thing is, all those war vets and stuff are the gamers.
And Sweden hasn't been in many wars lately.

Is it bad that I'm not particularly scared of a Swedish zombie? I honestly think you're the safest person here right now.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Your Nightmare]

Probs just go for a very long swim....

plenty of water aye

 

[cannonfodder666]

Grab Some Supplies (water,canned food etc..) head to the attic the destory the ladder/stairs

Read Max Brooks for all you antizombie needs.

 

[Bob the zombie]

I plan on either teaming up with my friends, stealing a plane from the local private airport, and flying to an island. Alternatively I plan on waiting it out in my attic with my canned food, guns,sleeping gear and emergency water supply most likely by myself. sound like a plan?

 

[Samsont]

Snip

 

[Blueruler182]

Grab Some Supplies (water,canned food etc..) head to the attic the destory the ladder/stairs

Read Max Brooks for all you antizombie needs.

Actually, I heard zombies can't climb stairs.

The zombie invasion thwarted by elevation.

 

[gerbil234]

Drive to lake ontario. The roads would probably be blocked, but it's not like I car if the car is damaged off-roading or not, so it'd take me maybe four hours tops. Once there, I would steal a boat from one of the rich people's shoreside houses or convince the owner of how awesome this plan is, and then drive it through the great lakes up to the st. lawrence seaway. Then, I'd probably try to resupply food and gas at one of the shore towns in the area. Assuming I could survive that, I'd then try to take my boat north to one of those small isolated towns in north quebec or nunavut with no roads leading to them. Some only get planes in every couple weeks or months. No way an infection could get there before the people find out through news or the internet, and zombies aren't going to make it through hundreds of kilometers of tundra or wolf-infested forest to a village they don't know exists. Also, gun ownership rates increase with how rural the area is. It'd be perfect.

 

[xmbts]

Grab a baseball bat, go outside, and wreck up the place. (and die horribly in the process)

 

[spartandude]

meet up with a hot black chick, travel from london- manchester. meet up with a fat guy and his daughter, fat guy will die. meet up with an army squad, kill them and make our escape

and never let the americans then try to help out

 

[SamuelT]

Probably NOT head with the crowd, just in case they do follow up with the Redeker Plan, and use the crowds as bait to lure the zombies away from the 'valuable' people.

Eh, don't know. I'd probably stick with my mum, dad and brother if a full-scale apocalypse starts. They're the only ones I concider sticking around for, and I know they're relyable.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Prison

There fucking built for this kind of thing but only the old ones with high walls and such. As for the inmates......I'm not sure if I want them as protectors as they might turn against me or tell to get the fuck out. I'd have to get my weapons beforehand as the prisons only have stuff like riot shields and tear gas (no amount of tear gas can do shit to a zombie) . But I'd always be on the lookout for other survivors.