Recent content by AntimatterKING

You shoulda decked the little fucker

I'd wish for the ability to turn completely intangible at any given time. If everything passes through you, you're both weightless and invisible, as you are unaffected by gravity and don't reflect light.

Made of chocolate

I'm getting tired of people without the proper sense of a fucked-up mind trying to sound as if they're part of one of these reviews. I don't think I do it that well myself. But when someone goes from shitface to dickhead on the "obscure angry persons" ladder it's quite the annoyance when they...

"Here Comes the Sun" is my favorite Beatles song, and in my opinion the fourth greatest song ever made in the history of forever so far.

Except that Mario actually stayed FUN. Metal Gear has turned into fan service for people with old-age-o-philia, and if I get started on Final Fantasy I'll be writing this comment all night so I'm simply going to say that whoever decided that F.F. #6 would be a good idea needs to be frozen and...

You took mine >:O Okay then the funniest way I've killed someone has got to be when I was playing Halo 2 for PC. I was driving a warthog doing like 200 with a low-friction mod, when all of a sudden it glitched and I found myself plowing through the center of my own base, "accidentally, I...

Super Mario Deluxe for the Gameboy Color

When you send a Chao away in Sonic Adventure Battle 2, the music always wrecked me.

"Have you ever really loved a woman?" by Brian Adams

Unless it's a game based on a Disney character than only has a career due to the fact that the world is scared of Walt's ghost **cough*cough*Hannah Montana*cough**. Then the developers can hype it all they want, everyone's still gonna hate it.

Simply because the "Legend of Zelda" franchise has been lengthened unnecessarily so many times that you'd have to be an autistic child with 5/20 vision not to notice that Nintendo has had Link's ass more time's than the 8-bit Toad sprite has flipped off the world (Google it).

Bawhh. This "quote don't reply" thing is annoying as hell.

Tekken 4

"Yeah. I'm sure whatever you just said is interesting to someone, somewhere. Why don't you go shave your balls with a hedge trimmer until they show up?"