Recent content by aswiftlytiltingreality

So this is where you've all been hiding...and why all us girls can only find douchebags. On a serious note, girls-not all of them anyway-don't pick assholes. Most of us are very picky and tend to choose guys based on how they are as a whole personality wise. No girls in their right minds are...

I definitely teared up, but they didn't actually fall, so I don't think it really counts.

Someone told me that I act like a girl around people. They meant it as an insult, but the problem is, I am a girl so it wasn't really very insulting at all.

when my people nag me at random. They just go off on some random tangent out of the blue. Then they get upset that I'm annoyed by this and start yelling at me. Nothing makes me hate my life the way someone nagging me does.

Where I used to work, there were two other employees that would call in or ask for days off every night that there was some frat party (we lived in a college town) and I would get stuck working their shifts on the weekends, which were always the busiest. What bothered me most was that they would...

if you know how to put it on, it looks nice. However, there are a lot of women out there who don't know how. Make-up is also one of those things where th saying "less is more" applies.

i had a friend who played WoW with me and he suddenly decided that because he played a WoW, he was going to create his own mmorpg and write the lore in it and thought it was going to be amazing. Except the King in his was named King Toast...he says it was supposed to be pronounced like "Tao" but...

Panicking. I hate it when people panic about something that comes up and instead of dealing with it, they freak out and complain about how they don't know what to do.

Oh, man. I can't wait to see this.

I don't and I don't know why.

"Oh, Chuck me." The only way the kung-fu ending will bother me is if it doesn't get picked up for a third season...and it better. Now that they've uncovered "the ring" I have a ton of other questions besides what the hell FULCRUM was actually about besides their wanting the intersect...

A gay couple getting married does not affect me on a personal level, therefore I don't have a problem with it. And for people saying that it threatens the "sanctity" of marriage (which I've heard tons of people say), here's how America can fix that: stop getting divorced.

Ok, as a woman myself, I feel the need to point out that not all of us feel this way. I get really annoyed when some other woman feels the need to bash all men just because her boyfriend or her ex treated her like dirt. She should be blaming him, not every other man out there. Secondly, I get...

1. tripping and falling 2.singing to yourself 3. talking to yourself

There was this one girl who picked on me from elementary to high school. She lived on my block and hated me because I was best friends with this boy who lived down the street that she had a crush on. She also liked the boy who lived across the street from me who I hung out with sometimes. She'd...