Recent content by conchshellthegeek7

*ahem* Being captured by your best friend, strapped to an autopsy table, and then being tortured and mutilated, then having your entrails systematically removed from your still-living body, while at the same time knowing that you are not the first person that your friend has done this to, and...

Now, see, I TRIED adding Spore to the Origin account via the product code on the back of the manual which I used to install the game in the first place, and it said the product code was invalid. I thought I mentioned that.

That pun was only to get your attention. I recently felt like playing Spore again, having not done so for a while. I don't own it on Steam or anything--I'm old-fashioned, and I actually have the game on a CD. So I popped the disk back in and began the re-installation process, eager to get...

The last game I played was Alan Wake. Beat it. Not sure if Alan survived, though. But working under the assumption that he did...well, he's got several guns. All I've got is a rough patch of martial arts training, so...yeah, I might be screwed.

I've noticed as well that birds have been appearing in all the official Valve maps, and they explode when you shoot them. I'm pretty sure the birds are doves. As we all know, doves are an international symbol of peace, so why would they be on a battlefield? Who normally doesn't fight on a...

Mick Carriagehill, madam. I've come to...deliver a package. *bom chicka wah wah* Incidentally, my sister tried this too, but then we ended up with the same name. So she used our second pet instead, and ended up with "Coco Carriagehill".

Basically, it's an image board site with a bad reputation. Based on what I've heard, it's actually not that bad of a site, but the worst of the various image boards is one called /b/, which you should try to stay away from. Also, some people think 4chan secretly rules the Internet.

1) I don't think that's an option, but Steam does store credit card information so you can save time. 2) I'm afraid I can't help you with that part--I only have 4 games and I'm not in the habit of buying. 3) This is clearly a question relating to the Steam Cloud, but since I only have one...

I'm holding out for the symphony orchestra, personally.

Nice to see people on the Internet can still show compassion. OT: I've never been in a relationship myself, so I wouldn't know, but I think you can make it work. I would just tell your family the truth, personally. Best of luck.

Tru dat, brotha. I mean, come on, it's a LEMONADE STAND!

There will never in our lifetimes be a better opportunity to use the phrase "What has science done?".

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Do I need to say anything else?

Every single one of those merited a "What the...?", but not much else.

Some of you (about twenty) may remember my previous post where I asked advice of my fellow Escapists as to how to write a short story. I've decided to post a second thread with this topic, in light of the fact that the flash drive I stored it on recently got broken and I had to start over. Now...