Recent content by Crofty

Likewise, I am pleased to meet you Marius, hope you've guessed my name.

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste.

Star Trek's main deflector dishes. They never once deflected anything, they just functioned as miscallenous beam emitters that could fire the solution to any problem as a set of different coloured beams. And, a rare moment where I criticise Farscape, inconsistent alien measurements. The...

Have you ever watched Being John Malkovich? It had a similar scenario, except that those who entered the portal were inside John Malkovich's mind.

That quote stole another little bit of my faith in humanity.

At the age of one hundred and eighty one, whilst trying undo a bra with your teeth cookie for reference

You think that's shocking, my dad once figured out which town in Doncaster someone was from by her accent (for those who know the Doncaster area, she was from Mexborough). I'm still yet to work out how (though I can tell the difference between Barnsley and Doncaster accents, both in South...

"No Stairway... Denied!" Wayne Campbell, Waynes World "Six men came to kill me one time. The best of them carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore autolock, customized trigger and double cartridge thorough-gage. It's my very favourite gun." Jayne Cobb, Firefly

Irish whiskey is the best kind in my opinion, though I'll agree that American whiskey is shite (with the exeption of southern comfort, which is acceptable but has nothing on proper whiskey) My favourites are Bushmills and Jameson for Irish, and Johnnie Walker Black Label for Scotch.

Some of them are decidedly meh, for example, I wouldn't call "Alright, alright, alright" a notable quote. I also find it's lack of Red Dwarf disturbing, so a couple I would have added: "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast." Ace Rimmer "Space Corps directive 34124? No officer with...

The Leviathans from Farscape are pretty original, name me a single living spaceship or similar creature that you can find on earth. And Metroids too. Name me a life-energy draining, clawed floating thing. Then there's the sentient shade of blue mentioned in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

This fellow has taste. Other favourites include all the wolves from Wolf's Rain, and Jim Hawking from Outlaw Star

Gotrek Gurnisson, slayer of trolls, skaven, daemons, giants, beasts, orcs, elves and dragons.

In blighty it's a christmas turkey. The real origins of the American thanksgiving turkey is they stole our idea and then made up a completely new holiday just so they had two excuses to eat it. Disclaimer: the second sentence of this post is meant in good humour and should be taken as such.

The Big Bang Theory, some excellent geek comedy.