Recent content by Demon_Cow

Heck, man, that's better than my school here in Missouri. We got rid of Music and most of Art years ago, and the only reason we kept the shred of art is that a fine arts class is required to graduate in this state. Plus, we got rid of about half of the sciences and about a quarter of the English...

Actually, depending on where (I'm assuming you're American,) you graduated, this may be quite common. Hell, in my school in the Missouri, we had to get rid of: Music, 3/4 of the art program, most of our science classes, a few math classes, and all but basketball for sports. The way American...

It can't possibly be as bad as people assuming you're an uneducated hick when you have a Midwestern accent.

Easily "Zombie Genocider" in the original Dead Rising. Not particularly hard, once you figure out how to farm the maintenance tunnels, but it still took me hours of non-stop killing.

Well said on point number four. There are large portions of U.S. where there simply is no real broadband option. Hell, the only time I get to use broadband is when I visit my parents every weekend, who live in another county.

Mine was a game where you were an astronaut that crashed on a space station and had to help ghosts, for some reason. The game was so scary (I was 9, okay?) that I never got past the first hour.

Just be glad you didn't have to read The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. It's almost literally 300 pages of nothing but going down the Missouri River on a raft. I think the only reason they made us read it anyway was because the author was from my home state.

Walnut Grove, Missouri... We have an annual festival called "Possum Trot". Just the name is enough to induce cringing.

I hope they make stealth a little more forgiving. Once you figured it out, you could sneak in to an area, but taking down an enemy was a huge risk if you wanted to stay undetected. Also, I played that game tons of times, and I never once managed to escape from enemies by simply hiding.

My sight isn't very good anyway, so I'll have to go with hearing.

All I know is, from my own experience... society needs to get its views on that subject straight someday, since where I live (Midwest US) being emotional will get your ass kicked.

Easy...my enchanted motorcycle burglar from Progress Quest.

I play on an SDTV, and to be honest, I don't know anyone who even has one (though to be fair, I live in a rather poor rural area, so that shouldn't be surprising).

Damn...Another example of the rural gamer being screwed. I was hoping to finally try this whole "Xbox Live" thing that all the attention seems focused on now.

How on earth would you censor the internet? That just seems so unfathomably draconian, it's insane!