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    Can we ease it up with some of these advertisements?

    *Cough* Well. This has encouraged me to keep away from the threads sidebar and close out Escapist right after I watch ZP. Being a former mod, I'd like to give you a piece of advice: Don't ostracize the community.
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    Very, very serious problem... please, please help?

    If this is real, you need to find your local Child Protective Services division. The 14 year old should be able to back you up if the stepfather tries to call you a liar. Passive aggressive doesn't work, trust me. Calling the authorities on this ass does.
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    TF2: Soldier & Demoman updates coming soon!

    Lost it at the eye museum. All those bad memories... makes you wonder how the Demoman earned the last part of his "Black Scottish Cyclops" moniker. Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvM3RHLyzOo *Cough*
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    Fallout 3 GNR Playlist.

    Uh... yeah, it was. It was one of The Ink Spots' two songs. That's one of the reasons the new game start-up song for FO3 was "I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire".
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    Nerdy insults!

    Hab SoSlI' Quch!
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    Insults without swears

    Erm, I just read this over, and I think I misread the first time. Be right back.
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    Essential authors.

    William Gibson. Early cyberpunk that defined some of the earliest terms for the modern age. Henry Cockton. If anyone can name one of his books without going to a search engine, I will be so freaking happy. Brian Jacques. How has HE not been mentioned yet? Even if it is aimed more towards...
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    Who would you switch sexual orientation for?

    Rick Froberg. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY4NVp5Hbf0&feature=related]
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    Are you sick in the head?

    Responding specifically to that, yeah. It's not that surprising once you consider just how many people have tried to destroy a segment of the Earth's population based on their difference in choice of race/religion/shoe size/danish preference. The only problem is there needs to be a follow-up...
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    Best Marvel Character?

    Dazzler and Squirrel Girl. Dazzler's an old favorite from the Disco era of the early 80's, a mutant you need to fight in a soundproof room to have any chance against. And Squirrel Girl... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SquirrelGirl She's known as "The Anti-Life" and "The...
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars

    Nice. Good to see collaboration between friends, especially when it results in hilarity like that. Graham was awesome. Glad to see it wasn't straight Graham, or rather just him, because nobody can really rage like Yahtzee. I needs me my cup of Croshaw Rage on Wednesdays. Also, isn't it time...
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    Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

    You know, it really says something about Yahtzee when I first have my desktop set as Black Yahtzee saying "OH LAWDY AH IS SHO' GONNA RAPE SOME WHITE WIMMIN'", and now it's him and some brownish guy with "NOT RACIST" in all caps at the top with an arrow pointing directly at him. Seriously though...
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    what did you do on st patricks day

    I got freakishly lost. I went 2 stations too far on MARTA and had to ride back a bit. Luckily, I left ~5 hours before the show was supposed to start since I wanted to check out the surrounding area before the show started. It wasn't too much of a problem since it consisted mainly of a liquor...
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    Zero Punctuation: Skate 2

    Skate 2, huh? Doesn't really seem to be your territory, Yahtzee. Good to see something different, at least. And yes, the impossible "Score 5,394,612,964,@t^,45CAPSLOCK points to progress" sections always suck. Also, no intro! Buh-shizzle-snoochie-boochies? Also, no annoying...
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    Songs that describe your love life.

    Zombie Prostitute - Voltaire ...Don't you judge me :'(