Recent content by Meaty Turtle

The earliest games I remember playing were "Chopper" and "D-Day" on the Apple II. But the game that really made me a video-game junkie was Chrono Trigger, still my all time favorite, which is odd seeing as how I play very few JRPGs anymore.

I usually stick with "Quasifrodo" unless I'm playing Chrono Trigger when I always rename "Frog" "Penis"

Farnsworth "...and this is the drawer where I keep assorted lengths of wire." Fry "Wow! is that a real spaceship?" Farnsworth "Yes, I built it myself. Let me show you some of the assorted lengths of wire I used."

I was unaware of how popular it was to fuck Jesus... ...anyway, Starcraft is way overrated if you ask me.

I'd play Bloodwake for XBOX because after having to play through that entire terrible game I would very much welcome death. (I don't actually remember if that game has an ending, or a story mode. I think so though.)

Yahtzee you magnificent bastard! You never cease to amaze me. You should write a children's poetry book.

Spy! A stab in the back is worth two in the face!

I've heard Bethesda has a new Fallout game in the works. Can't wait.

"soon enough"? is that some morbid cry for help?

Without question... "Blood Wake" for XBOX. "Let's take Twisted Metal, strip away all the fun and interesting weapons, then replace the cars with boats so that we can make the controls slow and terrible! But hey, the water looks cool at least."

I liked the "idea" of the NPC level up, but not the execution of it. It should have only made enemies harder then a set level. Instead it also made enemies a lot easier then they should have been if you ran into them earlier then you should have. I wandered into an Oblivion Gate at a...

Well what the hell are we waiting for then? Gather the troops!

Can't believe I forgot to mention Chrono Trigger (my first true love). Played through that game at least a hundred times.

Combat Shotgun in Fallout 3 comes to mind, seems to work better then most weapons when your not in V.A.T.S.

Other, I suffer from Gaming Attention Deficit Disorder. More commonly unknown as G.A.D.D.