Recent content by Mega Moose

The only way you can tell I'm drunk is I always put words out of order. Example: "I just was think summer there go" Or sometimes, I repeat myself. Other than that, you can't easily tell I'm drunk.

I've often thought of a Battlefield-esque FPS, with many participants, making huge trench raids. This is however, a day dream. Of course a campaign wouldn't be all the fun. "Mash X to play Harmonica" "Tap A to tell your buddy about your best girl back home" "Press Y to write sad letter home...

Nothing. I'm all man.

Heroes of the Pacific. It's a plane game, but you're still technically in the Navy.

Over Easy, over hard, scrambled, and of course a good 'ol omelette. This Poll = Win

Ents can actually move very fast when needed. I do believe (but don't quote me on this) that the potion that Voldemort needed to return to life took that year to locate/prepare/create. So the Fake Moody stalled up until the end of the year and then sent him to the graveyard.

Uuuh... When I was a teenager, I got curious and smoked some pot. The entire time I actually thought I was going to die, because I thought my pulse had increased eraticly. Never did drugs again.

Two words: John Diefenbaker Worst Prime Minister EVER.

"Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC!" Door Gunner from Full Metal Jacket "In the Winter of 1969, an elite force of the US Army was sent on a top secret assignment in Southeast Vietnam. The objective: rescue Sgt. Four Leaf Tayback from a heavily...

"Hi there. Can I lick you?" "Do you want to see my Über Micro?"

There's always something I say when I save someone on last stand "Remember me... as a hero..." And on Left 4 Dead, when I'm trapped under a Witch/Hunter/Tank I yell "IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END THIS WAY!"

A little after the release of COD 4, I was playing a massive paintball match in these woods, and some guys and I were trying to swing around the side of some people on the other team to try and flush them out of where they were hiding. So, we're creeping up on them, when we hear a yell and...

Bart Simpson said that, I believe. Now make with the cookie!

Fighting with Keyboards? Sounds a little like Pure Pwnage. http://www.purepwnage.com/

Maximilian Xavier Leviathan Ezekiel Ilyich Kenobi, the Third That would suffice. In fact, I'd love to name my future son that, but my wife thinks differently.