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    What do ye fellow escapists think about guys and long hair?

    Hair sucks. People no longer need it, and nowadays only serves an aesthetic purpose. But once you factor in the fact that no one gives a $h1t about how good or bad you look, and the amount of up keep and maintenance extra hair requires, I have to wonder why anyone even considers keeping it...
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    Movies - Old Franchises, New Generation...

    I just realized something, something that I'm sure most of you may have already noticed (being the giant group of awesome non-conformist "smart" unique individually minded people we all are here). Ooooooohhhh gggaaaawwwwdddd...... i hope they don't make a new Thundercats movie... I loved...
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    Are you a dateable person?

    NO... People suck, and it's WAY more fun when no other people are around. Animals are pretty cool to hang out with though... Puppies and kittens and wombats and such make for great pals... Plus some of them have SUPAH POWAHS!! Like Cheetahs and there supah speeed! Or birds and their flying...
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    Prince of Persia FILM TRAILER OUT NOW!!!

    This is going to suck... No amount of icing and sprinkles can make a turd any less displeasing. Stoopid expensive CGI... GOTTA PROBLEM!?!?!? YOU A FILM DIRECTOR!?!? JUST THROW MONEY AT IT!!! ITS SHINEY!! LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now gimme money...
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    Dantes Inferno - Lack of Controversy...

    Oh come on! Its a game! If Mario can go around powering up with mushrooms, and a game about a blue hedgehog that can run at super speeds can suck, then I want to be able to goof off in the underworld!...
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    Dantes Inferno - Lack of Controversy...

    If you've been keeping up at all with gaming recently, you may have heard of a game called "Dantes Inferno", in which you play as a super duper original male lead - whom of which is super strong, great with a blade, and a total (generic) bad@$$, and reminds me of the dude from "Dragons Lair"...
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Velvet Assassin

    Ooh nice! A comments section! A place where I can confidently place my opinion on a related topic! ... Yeah, her music still sucks... Then again, most all music sucks, but this is especially bad. If it weren't for the fact that she's a decent looking female, and was talking about OMG VIDYA...
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    Escape to the Movies: Zombieland

    Sheesh, this movie stunk.... It started off really good, and continued to be awesome, up until they met the girls. Then it all went downhill.... WHat a jip...
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    where did your avatar come from and why did you want it?

    Mine be frum a pikshure I drew mahself... Cuz i iz awesum...
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    Zero Punctuation: Wet

    ... Letz awl goh 2 teh Law-Bee, Letz awl goh 2 teh Law-Bee, Letz awl goh 2 teh Laaaaawwwww - Beeeeeee, an git oourselvz uh treet...
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    The movie Paranormal Activity and anybody that watns to see it.......

    Eh, it basically looks like Ghost Hunters + A Haunting - All the extra unwanted exposition from the "real" people talking about their "real" experiences... Or maybe I'm just skeptical because not a single horror movie/game/television show/thing has EVER frightened me in the least. Except for...
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    What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?

    I always find it funny whenever a thread goes on for more than like, 3 or 4 pages, and is clearly at the point to where NO ONE is even going to actually waste their time looking through each page to pay attention to anyone elses opinion, and is more than likely only there to throw in their own...
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    Sell my Wii? Get a PS3?...

    Eh, I doubt. Ive beaten Super Mario Galaxy 100% with both Mario and Weegee, and I've beaten Metroid 3 and couldn't bring myself to play through it again, and Ive beaten No More heroes like 4 times on the hardest setting, and Rayman Raving Rabbids gets no play time out of me anymore, SSBB has...
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    Sell my Wii? Get a PS3?...

    Super Mario Galaxy was ALMOST perfect! It was a bit to linear for my tastes, but still as awesome as a Mario game can be. And Ive beaten No More heroes like 5 times on about every setting, so yes! that was fun too! I have had some major fun with the system, Brawl was fun at first, Raving Rabbids...