Recent content by Mucinex-D

Idk... the corpse of Zooey Deschanel would be pretty tempting... I kid. OT: I don't think everyone's a little homosexual, the idea of sex between any 2 people is an arousing idea, despite whether its 2 women, a woman and a man, or 2 men. Just the fact that it's "sex" is appealing enough...

I'm not gay, but... I'd let Johnny Depp grind me silly. No homo. OT: I don't really try to act macho, and only use the saying "no homo" in satire, if someone were to take offense to anything I say I will gladly apologize (assuming they aren't just being over-dramatic). Honestly I find it...

Sauce on this info?

Yeah when will they realize all the female gamers out there want a game of their own? A cooking game perhaps with a little sewing involved. Cook that turkey faster before your husband comes home! QUICK TIME EVENT BASTING!! Uh oh you didn't make it, now you get a few good smacks for being late on...

If it's between nuking someone and being nuked I'm fairly certain we would put a crater a few miles deep where North Korea used to be lol. OT: In all honesty I think an invasion of North Korea is in order. I'm sure people are going to say "but they have nukes blah blah" but I think with...

I was always a fan of Black Labs, although I don't know if that falls into your Labrador retriever category... You could consider a mutt too, they're so adorable. Also hound dogs are very loyal and so cute when they're young, with their wrinkly little faces. Ahem ~cough~ all of this dog talk has...

You get used to it, you may even learn to like it.

It's not a good joke UNTIL someone is offended... OT: I think they're funny, although I am not racist or sexist it humors me to see the reaction some people have towards them. So an Andorran walks into a bar... the bartender goes "hey are you Andorran?" The man says "Why yes I am." The...

Well they don't have to work there.. I would become a male stripper just so I can feel pretty, and I wouldn't feel demeaned at all. To each his/her own opinion though, you have yours and I respect that. OT: I have never been to one and I doubt I ever will, it's not a moral thing I just don't...

Mmmm.... School girl uniforms... I kid, I kid... ~wink~ OT: No we don't have uniforms (in most schools), probably due to the fact that we TRY (key word here) to have as much freedom as we can in all aspects of life, since everyone is all about the freedom here. Even if uniforms were made...

Sure... play it cool ;). OT: I don't tend to see movies I think are bad, so I'll say the ending to "Repo Men" was a pretty bad ending. Oh wait that reminds me... "Repo: The Genetic Opera" was the worst film I have ever seen.

I find that to make it all the funnier... I'm going to hell but I'm enjoying the ride. On a serious note: I think the prank itself is pretty funny but the actual consequences are a little eh.... overboard?

I'd let a billion people die before killing my best friend.

The Girl. I'm not kissing a little boy you weirdo. But seriously I would choose the boy, ex-girlfriend = not care about her at all in any scenario. Your "still in love with her" would not happen :P.

I would dump her. She showed a lack of respect for you and herself by doing what she did, and obviously didn't care about the consequences enough. I'm sure you deserve better by the way you talk about how much you still care about her. Good luck with whatever you choose.