Recent content by Necrophagist

Another country's freedom fighters. Just like your religion is someone else's mythology.

My best advice is to never, NEVER approach the guitar as a tool or something you manipulate. It should be a direct extension of your soul. A lot of guitar players being playing scales for the show factor alone, trying to play arpeggios as fast as possible because, well, it's impressive. Never...

Um, no. Not within a "couple of generations". Maybe within a hundred generations or so. I've heard this stated before, and it's never made any sense at all.

Coming down from the trees.

I saw this at a midnight showing, and was absolutely in awe. The film lives up to the legend of the graphic novel, and stays relevant to our modern day. I've read that Alan Moore hated the film and demanded to have his name removed from the project, and I have to wonder ... why? It's...

How do I know when it's love? I can't tell you but it lasts forever. How can I tell that it's love? It's just something you do ... together. Ye-eah!

I could record myself taking a painful shit while wearing eyeliner if you're looking for a similar sound to System of a Down ...

Slayer, Pantera, etc. Lest we forget that "classic" rock comprises something like 35 years of evolving music. "Classic" rock covers The Beatles in the 1950's and 1960's, all the way up to ZZ Top in the early 90's. So to say that "classic" rock is a genre is totally wrong. Classic rock...

Tofurkey!

The UK is also about the size of my back yard. Zing. Seriously, perhaps gun control works in other, SMALLER countries, but the US is massive. How in the world do you contend to actually control guns in such a sprawling country, rather than just allowing criminals to have access to guns...

Quoted for comedic value. Also, when a person leaves the state of nature they give up certain liberties in exchange for safety and the benefits of being a part of an ordered society. Social contract theory 101.

It's a matter of interstate commerce. Which is bullshit. But it makes it legal for the federal government to intervene. Again, it's bullshit. But legal.

I personally make all of my public policy decisions based on rock songs.

I'm down for taking welfare down. It's a crutch for the lazy and irresponsible. It's draining the country's resources. It supports the process of over-population. It's an unnecessary tax burden. Fuck 'em. I don't make a lot of money, but I would NEVER go on welfare or WIC. If I can't...