5 Hours to Barricade your home.

[Caligulove]

By home I assume that you mean the building I live which means the WHOLE building. I live on the 2nd floor of that building. Where the windows are above ground but a bit too close for comfort.

So I assume that I would go and take whatever other neighbors there were and barricade the top floor of the building. Charge some people with piling furniture onto the doors of the building and the stairwells. The back door is solid steel and less of a problem.

Have another group go around and round up all food and supplies for the stay through everyones apartments and bring them up to stockpile on the top floor.

have the last group work to fortify the 3 apartments on the west side with fire escapes to the roof- pulling up the ladder that leads to the ground. These apartments work as the roof access will make for a good contingency plan for further higher ground.

then get everyone together, grab what weapons we need and wait the whole thing out. make no noise, no lights at night and hope for the best to make out the week. I dont know what happens after that week, though...

 

[Jagers1994]

Break one staircase barricade the other one stay on the 2nd floor wait for all the zombies to decompose and all the roads to be cleared off and then try to find a big ammount of food and probably live in a decaying disgusting city. I figure by a month the army would be gone completely so i wouldn't have any evac.

 

[The_Evermind]

I could
Take the safe route and take everything in my house that could possibly be used for a weapon, everything hard and or metal and or sharp and or heavy, along with any food I could find and hide in my attic. The stairs are pull down so all that I would have to do would be to cut the cord.
or
I could gather all of my weapons and willingly join the zombies to stop postponing the inevitable and use the weapons I brought to bring more people to the wonders of zombification.

If only I had a basement so that I could do what Barlow did.
Cookie for the first person who knows who Barlow is nd what he did to keep people out of his basement.

 

[King of the N00bs]

Step 1: take every potential weapon i see
step 2: prepare gasoline bombs
step 3: get on my roof
step 4: kick ass

 

[SultanP]

I'd block the doors to the front and back stairs leading up to my apartment. Pretty simple. I don't even think that I need to block the back door, it's pretty sturdy, and the window in it is pretty small.

 

[ChronoNexus]

Take everything of value to the basement/cellar. Fill up every container I can find with fresh water, and take all the foodstuffs we have with me.
Burn the rest of the house down.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Take everything upstairs, get a rope ladder, smash the stairs. Done.

Sounds like my plan.

 

[fanklok]

id lock the doors they're made out of steel

 

[Robby Foxfur]

5 hours awesome your generous, go to home depot load car with wood and locks and nails cover the porch windows and door, nail a few sheets to the garage doors, stock pile wood near basement door head off to giant eagle and stock up food, lock the front door set nail a sheet of wood over the botoom half and then have a Mt dew while i wait total time would be like 4.5 hours (yeah i have thought about this)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Take everything of nessecity from the lower part of my house(including a ladder), move the the second story, destroy the stairs. Easy

 

[dubious_wolf]

Grab as many containers as I can find fill with water, also fill my upstairs bathtube with water, grab the sledge hammer and ax in the shed, get all non parishable food upstairs, fashion rope ladder with the bits of wood and bungie cord in the shed, get everyonre to second floor, smash stairs, done. boredom will inevitably ensue...

 

[shannon.archer]

Take everything upstairs, get a rope ladder, smash the stairs. Done.

Pretty much. Drag the ladder up to the roof along with the hose, mattresses, food, gas stove, clothes and as much possible weapons i could find.

Hahah i think in the event of there actually being a zombie apocalypse alot of people would survive after reading everyones responses.

 

[Marcus Dubious]

Nobody likes zombies but we don't all own guns.
Is this a justification for the Americans continued use of guns?

Are you a republican gun owner who thinks normal people are zombies coming to steal your life by taking your guns away?

People who don?t own guns aren?t zombies, I hope you know that

 

[lightningmagurn]

I Have an a massively unfair advantage, because I have 1) several weapons, 2) An extremely good advantge (a Hill, not in extremely dense population) 2) food, 3) fuel for a fire 4) and a chemical warfare suiit issued by the United States Army. Did I mention our large amount of ammo, the military issue gear, the family who are well trained with weapons, and the amount of protection afforded by my house? the zombies would get owned.

 

[lightningmagurn]

also, what the fuck is this dudes problem?

Nobody likes zombies but we don't all own guns.
Is this a justification for the Americans continued use of guns?

Are you a republican gun owner who thinks normal people are zombies coming to steal your life by taking your guns away?

People who don?t own guns aren?t zombies, I hope you know that

 

[mew4ever23]

I have 4 people (me included) at my place so here's what we would do:
Assuming that utilities are unaffected (Particularly Electricity and Gas; cable wold be nice, but unnecessary; Praying for working plumbing)):
First Hour: 2 of my house-mates run for supplies (food, water, first aid supplies (and medicine), weapons, flashlights, and plenty of fuel for the chainsaw I have, etc (I'm budgeting 3 hours for the supply run)) while me and the other guy get to work on the windows and bringing what we need into the house from the garage.
Hour 2: Barricade Front door (starting with a lock and bolt obviously). After barricading front door, collect anything and everything that would make a good weapon and bring it into house.
Hour 3: Continue searching for other essentials around house, and barricading front door.
Hour 4: House mates finally back. Bring everything in, and do a last check for anything needed that was previously left behind. Once everything is inside, close and lock garage, back yard gates, and begin barricading back door, starting with a lock and bolt obviously.
Hour 5: Once finished barricading Back door, make a quick check that everything is securely barricaded, and organize supplies (CHRIST this is sounding a bit like something out of Left 4 Dead isn't it?). Make a schedule for sleep (so that someone's always keeping an eye on things).
Note - barricades will be added to as materials become available.

Now, I am aware that it's somewhat cheating that I went for supplies, but remember, I live with 3 other people. It's perfectly logical that a couple of them to go on a supply run.

 

[Marcus Dubious]

also, what the fuck is this dudes problem?

Nobody likes zombies but we don't all own guns.
Is this a justification for the Americans continued use of guns?

Are you a republican gun owner who thinks normal people are zombies coming to steal your life by taking your guns away?

People who don?t own guns aren?t zombies, I hope you know that

You can call me by name and ask me a direct question.
Give it a shot, I hardly ever bite.
actually, I bite a lot, but most people never see it coming.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

I'd probably just shoot myself. I am terrified of the living undead.

 

[Artemorus]

barricade the entrances and get everything upstairs to the third story, on the way break all the stairs on the way and get all the febreeze because zombies must smell like Scheiße.

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

Well because all my guns and ammo poofed away somehow, I guess I would use my war hammer and compound bow as weapons. And since I can?t leave the house because apparently my balls disappeared with the guns I would just lock the door and shut the shades. That should work unless these are the kind of zombies that like to smash the windows of random houses looking for food.