7-1-11: Earth Goes Dark
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I don't believe that for a second. Not that Micheal Bay sucks at directing, I think he has some pretty strong competition for Worst Director and doesn't win that title easily. I've got my money on Uwe Boll. Now, we simply need to have a death-match tournament to determine the worst director of all time. The survivor will be rewarded by being shot into the sun.Hatchet90 said:
Yah not to mention transformers has never been more then just mindless action, it was all just a gimmick to sell the transformers toys, the first show wasn't that good nor was the first movie (the cartoon one not the modern one), they had so many cliche lines that even the shit loving kid I was couldn't help but to hate them, the original Megatron was retarded (the leader transforms into a pistol that Starscream uses.....anyone else found that kinda weird? I know in later versions he became a tank but that's different) and when I saw the newest show christ they just stopped caring and added in even more albeit better cliches, but still Megatron transforms into a special custom car no one on earth has complete with spikes, and considering the plot was concerning a massive war that everyone on earth becomes aware of the "robots in disguise" thing was irrlevant by that point. Beast wars? What possible reason would you have to transform into animals? What are they gonna do? Eat the Energon?ReservoirAngel said:
The only thing I found off about the movie is how much it involved the US military, other then that it's standard transformers as it has always been. That and Megatron transforms into a space ship no one has ever made so that's no real disguise, still the 2nd movie they finally utilized their disguise for the first time I've ever seen it done in anything transformers related to its full use when the Decepticons attack.
First and foremost MICHAEL BAY IS NOT THE WORST DIRECTOR IN HOLLYWOOD. Uwe Boll is.
Secondly, ignoring some of the REALLY annoying robots in the second one both films aren't really as bad as everyone makes out, seriously, if you think that Transformers is the worst movie you have ever seen, you can't have seen many movies. (Personally I think the worst film ever made is "Razor blade smile" but whatever)
Thirdly, I will be going to see this. It looks ok, just like the others, I personally like sitting down, watching a bunch of robots have off at each other then have random explosions occur every now and then.
Secondly, ignoring some of the REALLY annoying robots in the second one both films aren't really as bad as everyone makes out, seriously, if you think that Transformers is the worst movie you have ever seen, you can't have seen many movies. (Personally I think the worst film ever made is "Razor blade smile" but whatever)
Thirdly, I will be going to see this. It looks ok, just like the others, I personally like sitting down, watching a bunch of robots have off at each other then have random explosions occur every now and then.
Hmmm...yeah that is a good point I suppose. I never liked Megan Fox anyway *ducks soda can thrown by straight man in the back row* or Shia Le-whatshisface *accepts trophy* but to me they're at least bearable, somewhat.elvor0 said:
But I'll agree with you. This film needs to focus on the thing the title says. It's about TRANSFORMERS, not a randomly very attractive nerdy guy trying to get his leg over the disgustingly conventionally attractive supermodel who happens to be in High School and somehow finds the nerd appealing.
And let's not even start on the horrifically bland army squad who had no reason to be in either preceding movie. I severely hope they all got sliced to ribbons by Decepticons before the 3rd movie starts and nobody ever mentions them again.
Also, and this a fan talking here...GIVE STARSCREAM SOMETHING TO DO! Seriously, in both movies he's just been a pathetic lackey who appears only briefly in each film only to be insulted, abused and ordered around by Megatron. Yes, Megatron is awesome. But so is Starscream, and the sooner they start playing up his treacherous side, the better. The best they've done so far is him taking brief control while Megatron was dead between films, and even then he was just the Fallen's *****, so he was never the main guy.
See I think I'm in the minority. Every negative review of these films I've read said "they were so busy I couldn't tell what was happening" but...even when it got to it's most "ROBOTS AND EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE" moments, I still never had trouble telling which robot was which and what was happening. And trust me, I have the worst eyesight in the whole fucking world.Enkidu88 said:
[sub]God bless ranting about Transformers on an internet forum...[/sub]
Then why use a source with so much back story, myth and character if your just gonna have them shooting at each other all the time outside of when humans are on screen running to/from something,doing something for a cheap joke or Belittling the namesake of the title as lesser being to humans rather than at least equals, Decepticons do this to humans and other organic lifeforms because they're evil. What are Sam's,The Government/Army (In the second movie.), or Bay's excuse? Evil,Ignorance,or hatred?ReservoirAngel said:
Probably the same people that let the X-men movies exist, people that hate happiness and joy.Lord Xtheth said:
OT: I saw and I wasn't impressed. Honestly, they need to stop, they've done enough damage, so you would think they would just go home and leave it well enough alone.
Oh well thanks for helping me see the light, how dare I demand movies of substance, how dare I want movies that actually have a point other than for Michal Bay to make a bunch of explosion/CGI porn that he can fap to at night while laying on huge piles of money.believer258 said:
Did I ever say that the people who like these movies are stupid because they like these movies? Did any of the people you quoted? No we didn't.
I will criticize Bay for his unnecessary explosions and all around crappy take on the Transformers series. Also Pearl Harbor sucked really, really bad.
