Chat up lines are for only the most unimaginative, soulless, dull bastards on this planet. Pitiful, just pitiful.
A Collection Of The Worlds Best Chat Up Lines
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Your right, you have to be one of those really charming, confident bastards to pull these things off.Kukul said:
God help me I lol'd.GrimRox said:
I like the one:
"GIANT POLAR BEAR!!!"
"What!?"
"Just needed something to break the ice".
This made me laugh the hardest out of all of them. Reminds me of something that a guy who wears Hawaiian t-shirts, has an abundance of chest hair poofing out of the shirt, some huge gold chains, white pants, big classes and greased hair would say, the type of 1-upping douchebag you can find in Miami.Ago Iterum said:
(At a Metallica concert) "Hey, baby. Wanna Ride my Lightning?"
"You. My bed. Now."
"You must be a demolitions expert because you just triggered an explosion in my pants."
"You. My bed. Now."
"You must be a demolitions expert because you just triggered an explosion in my pants."
You walk up to the girl confident as hell
look her up and down quickly but intensively
and say
"...You look clean"
also theres
"Generic Chat-up line"
if they have a particular sense of humour the conversation will flow.
look her up and down quickly but intensively
and say
"...You look clean"
also theres
"Generic Chat-up line"
if they have a particular sense of humour the conversation will flow.
-Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
-Nice shirt. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
or my favorite....
-Are you an angel, because I've got an erection.
-Nice shirt. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
or my favorite....
-Are you an angel, because I've got an erection.
"I'm a Boy Scout, and I'm conducting free breast examinations."
"Are you from the Caribbean? Because Ja makin' me crazy!"
"Are you from the Caribbean? Because Ja makin' me crazy!"
I don't know who would WANT to pick up ladies at a bar (or club). As a rule, if they're there planning on taking a guy home I probably don't want to deal with them in the morning with a hangover.Kukul said:
Though, what I find works best is simply saying "hi". If that's too simple, pick absolutely AWFUL pickup lines - at least if it's good enough you might get a laugh, which seems to be the best you can hope for. If that doesn't work for you, get an audi and a high limit credit card and be sure to display them prominently - you might get mugged when you leave but you probably won't have to do much work to find someone wililng to talk if you're conspicuous enough.
"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day. Screaming."
I believe thats from an XKCD strip.
A friend of mine has a poster with 100 cheesey chat up lines on it, I can recall a few:
"Those must be space pants, because that ass is out of this world!"
"You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet."
"Get yer coat; you've pulled."
So horribly amusing.
I believe thats from an XKCD strip.
A friend of mine has a poster with 100 cheesey chat up lines on it, I can recall a few:
"Those must be space pants, because that ass is out of this world!"
"You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet."
"Get yer coat; you've pulled."
So horribly amusing.