Mirror's Edge: "Fuck you gravity, I won't do what you tell me."
No More Heroes: "Otaku buys lightsabre and many stupid t-shirts, has lots of fights and sibling issues."
Every Plastic Guitar Game Ever: "Dude, I fucking love this song!"
Mass Effect: "Words, words, words, words, boredom, shitty vehicle section, sex scene, words, words, words, words, words."
Assassin's Creed: "Run and jump around the Middle East, fight some Crusaders, feign shock at the bloody obvious double-cross."
Assassin's Creed 2: "Run and jump around 15th Century Italy, fight some Templars, punch the Pope in the face."