A game in one sentence.
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Elder Scrolls 4 Obilvion- Here's your character, here's a big open world, and we'll see you again in 1000 hours when you start the main plot.
Mirror's Edge: "Fuck you gravity, I won't do what you tell me."
No More Heroes: "Otaku buys lightsabre and many stupid t-shirts, has lots of fights and sibling issues."
Every Plastic Guitar Game Ever: "Dude, I fucking love this song!"
Mass Effect: "Words, words, words, words, boredom, shitty vehicle section, sex scene, words, words, words, words, words."
Assassin's Creed: "Run and jump around the Middle East, fight some Crusaders, feign shock at the bloody obvious double-cross."
Assassin's Creed 2: "Run and jump around 15th Century Italy, fight some Templars, punch the Pope in the face."
No More Heroes: "Otaku buys lightsabre and many stupid t-shirts, has lots of fights and sibling issues."
Every Plastic Guitar Game Ever: "Dude, I fucking love this song!"
Mass Effect: "Words, words, words, words, boredom, shitty vehicle section, sex scene, words, words, words, words, words."
Assassin's Creed: "Run and jump around the Middle East, fight some Crusaders, feign shock at the bloody obvious double-cross."
Assassin's Creed 2: "Run and jump around 15th Century Italy, fight some Templars, punch the Pope in the face."
Castle Crashers - Collect animals, weapons, and sandwiches while slicing heads off of mother fuckers!
90% of this is pure drivel. Let's stop now.
On the other hand...
Mario 1 :I traversed 4(?) worlds for a f***ing puzzle game!!?(Seriously, I never DID get to the end of that corridor)
Just made a total n00b out of myself.(that's the term used when referring to "newbies" right?)
On the other hand...
Mario 1 :I traversed 4(?) worlds for a f***ing puzzle game!!?(Seriously, I never DID get to the end of that corridor)
Just made a total n00b out of myself.(that's the term used when referring to "newbies" right?)
CoD 4: MW
World in Conflict: When Russians attack, RTS-style
COD:MW2: When Russians attack, FPS-style
World in Conflict: When Russians attack, RTS-style
COD:MW2: When Russians attack, FPS-style
Halo Wars: Where soldiers lose honor and disembowel themselves if the Arbitrary time limit runs out.
Borderlands: 17 million guns, yet not even one that shoots both shruikins and lightning.
Prototype: It's not murder if you eat them, right?
End War: Bridging the gap between arm-chair generals and real generals who shout orders in their sleep due to PTSD.
Red Alert 3: Wanna see my Man Cannon?
FO3: The world is your *****
The Godfather: Shoot the same 6 guys in the face for 30 hours
GTA IV: Where true friendship can be earned with two games of pool and a car ride home.
Bioshock: A testament to how important a good short-game really is (golf reference)
Saints Row II: Unleash your inner overweight blue-haired transvestite
Borderlands: 17 million guns, yet not even one that shoots both shruikins and lightning.
Prototype: It's not murder if you eat them, right?
End War: Bridging the gap between arm-chair generals and real generals who shout orders in their sleep due to PTSD.
Red Alert 3: Wanna see my Man Cannon?
FO3: The world is your *****
The Godfather: Shoot the same 6 guys in the face for 30 hours
GTA IV: Where true friendship can be earned with two games of pool and a car ride home.
Bioshock: A testament to how important a good short-game really is (golf reference)
Saints Row II: Unleash your inner overweight blue-haired transvestite
Thank you for reminding me of that video. It is sooo awesome "Blah Blah Blah Mr FreemanKouen said:
Metro 2033: Holy crap where did all my ammo go.
Metro 2033 (again): Holy crap why do I have a knife wait aaahh Mutant, Get away from me!
Borderlands: PEW PEW PEW Random Plot twist.
Assasin's Creed 1: I can Free run, I can Assasinate, I can HOLY CRAP WATER NOOO ARGLEBLEUGH.
MW2 (Single Player): Stop killing me!
MW2 (Multiplayer): Stop killing me!
Red Faction Guerilla: Oh sorry didn't mean to crash into y-I'M WITH YOU ALEX
