A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[Mstrswrd]

That.

EDIT: In the event it doesn't work, here' the URL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCNICT2en_U&fmt=18

 

[Sinisterspider]

"FUCK! I forgot to return my library book!"

 

[Last Bullet]

"I got it, I got it!"

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Last words?

How about last actions in stead?

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq84/DurrHurr/characters/minus.png

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Well, fuck me dead.

Wait-

 

[Kuilui]

"Well at least I got to live my life the way I wanted."

 

[soapyshooter]

My last words: ohhhaahhhhah (O face)

 

[ddon]

He pointed to the sky with a harsh stare as he said his final words, and those words are "At least give me my pants back!"

 

[Cabisco]

"For what is a man? What has he got?
If not himself - Then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way."

Okay first off I love that song, thank you for reminding me about it.

For me, I would simply say this:

I shall die as I have lived, as god must have intended in all his glory, like my morning glory.
Then i'd proceed to wank until death.

 

[-Samurai-]

"Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, Start"

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

Last words?

How about last actions in stead?

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq84/DurrHurr/characters/minus.png

That's beautiful, what's it from?

OT: "I wonder who will show up in the credits...?"

 

[doodger]

"Chuck Norris shall be the last word said on this earth."

 

[furnatic]

Boobs...lemme say that again...boobs.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Last words?

How about last actions in stead?

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq84/DurrHurr/characters/minus.png

That's beautiful, what's it from?

OT: "I wonder who will show up in the credits...?"

http://www.kiwisbybeat.com/minus37.html

 

[vrbtny]

"Holy shit, what's that falling flaming rock?"<------Not This.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!" <------ this.
"Glory to the Hypnotoad"

And maybe this ^^

And - "I'm Going to do my Laundry, can i have some change?"

 

[RanD00M]

"Well I can say this now: shit piss tits **** cocksucker ************ fuck turd and twat."

BLINK 182 REFERENCE!!!

I'm almost certain that he was making a reference to the stand up comedian George Carlin.

Theres lyrics to a Blink 182 song with those same lyrics and I stick to the band.

Well then the band is referencing George Carling.Which means that you have to give credit to him.HA!

 

[Jedoro]

"Never gonna give you up"

Ninja'd

Otherwise, "Go kick some alien ass for me."

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"Well I can say this now: shit piss tits **** cocksucker ************ fuck turd and twat."

BLINK 182 REFERENCE!!!

I'm almost certain that he was making a reference to the stand up comedian George Carlin.

Theres lyrics to a Blink 182 song with those same lyrics and I stick to the band.

Well then the band is referencing George Carling.Which means that you have to give credit to him.HA!

What if its the otherway around

 

[Booze Zombie]

Grab the closest woman to me and start screwing while saying " I promised I'd go out this way and damn it, I meant it".

So, 15 seconds away from Earth is a meteor and you're helping your mother at the time...

I'd probably yell:
"If you think you're going to dodge being hit by rocks up THERE, you're fucking retarded!"