A Girl Named Megatron

[Contun]

This girl was probably the coolest chick in school or ridiculed like crazy....

"Steak And Shake"? What IS that? A restaurant where they blend steak and give it to you in a mug?

Was that sarcasm? It's pretty much a restaurant who sells "Steakburgers" and milkshakes....
Awesome place...

 

[Angel Emfrbl]

The Beckhams have aweful naming ideas every time Victoria and David have kids... Can't remember their names, but I can imagine the horrors for the poor things.

 

[teutonicman]

If she's attractive I would be really surprised.

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

Pictures/Facebook or it didn't happen.

 

[Evilbunny]

Did you get the name right? It's Megatron, not Megaton?

Anyway, I heard about this guy with the last name of Kane who named his three daughters "Sugar" "Kandy" and "Nova."

 

[Sonicron]

My Mum's friend's daughter is called Alessa. That really freaked me out. I refuse to get to know her.

It's not weird, just damned scary. She's got matted, curly black hair and she always wears this weird dress.

Freaky.

I... I think I'm scared. That doesn't happen too often.

I was recently introduced to a 24-year-old theology student at my university. His name is Lorgar. I was a bit unsettled by that...

Is this because of Silent Hill 1/3?

Yes, that's correct. I mean, the description fits Alessa from those games, and that's more than just a bit creepy...

 

[Master_Fubar23]

i still think my friend takes the cake for his kids, his oldest son's middle names are Zombie and the other's is Ghoul

lmao thats awsome

 

[elbowlick]

I once met a man called Richard Cocks. I met him through work, he's a customer of the specsavers i used to work for.

Richard Cocks? Dick Cocks? You win.

I knew someone in jr. high named Caresse. I don't think I've ever pronounced her name right.

 

[Code_Red]

What were this guys parents thinking? And in case you're wondering this went out on live TV

Nationwide,dear god I hate RTE for inventing that show.

 

[Satis]

I saw a kid named Kal-El
For those of you who dont know thats Supermans real name.
There was a D.J. at my school whose real name was Mike Chezk (pronounced Check)

 

[Pm0n3y]

There's a girl in my school name Mi'Angel.

 

[Sick boy]

The famous singer can't think of his name called one of his children 'Moon-unit'

david bowie, moon unit 1 and moon unit 2. haha

that's just cruel but hilariously funny

 

[Xan Krieger]

Knew a kid in NJROTC with the last name of Bates. Whenever he was put in charge of people he became Master Bates. Took him a while to catch on.

 

[Iskenator67]

I saw a girl named Autumn Frost.

 

[EvilGamer89]

When I have a son I'm gunna name him Spartacus, then when I take him to school shout out the window THIS IS SPARTA! But seriously I'm gunna name my son that, I've always loved that name.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

"Jag döper dig till träskalle"

I remember the exact words and gestures of my teacher explaining that you can't name people just anything.

With that being said, my nephew is named after a figure in norse mythology. edit: (Or whatever you should call it. I prefer "asatro" but that's a swedish word.)
I think it's just cool though.

HOLY CRAP!!

This post make me laugh my ass off. It made me think of this girl from back when I was in school. Whenever she talked she was completely monotone, and my friends and I called her Megatron. She never got the reference.

No, I'm not kidding, either.

I've done worse than that. =p

*gasp* You're Swedish!? So am I!

Me too...

OT: I knew a girl named Yrsa... Apparently its the name of some heroin in some old Scandinavian legend that I have never heard of...

As for being Swedish, I am too.

I think Yrsa was one of the daughters of the giant Ymer in Norse mythology, but im not completely sure. Time to check it up on wikipedia!

EDIT: Nope, I was wrong! Apparently she was a tragic heroine of scandinavian legend. But that name sound really familiar, I could've sworn hearing something similar sounding being connected to the giants. Hmm...

 

[Fritzvalt]

Man came to my restuarant and produced a credit card confirming his name is Richard Wanker.

 

[AngloDoom]

Richard Head is a surprisingly common name, all considering.

I also heard of a man who's name was Richard Haszard. It's such a mighty surname, but then I found out one of his relatives on his father's side was once a Major in the military...

Major Haszard. Isn't that just the kind of awesome name a Bond villain would have?

 

[Fritzvalt]

My Mum's friend's daughter is called Alessa. That really freaked me out. I refuse to get to know her.

It's not weird, just damned scary. She's got matted, curly black hair and she always wears this weird dress.

Freaky.

I... I think I'm scared. That doesn't happen too often.

I was recently introduced to a 24-year-old theology student at my university. His name is Lorgar. I was a bit unsettled by that...

Is this because of Silent Hill 1/3?

Is she aware that her body is the vessel for an ancient, vengeful god who will lead us to paradise?

I actually love that name. Even before SH. Thought it was pretty.