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[FPLOON]

Unfortunately,
blowing raspberries with a
drunk convict is "wrong"...

Sometimes, the life of
the good cop is not that fun...
There are limits, though...

 

[EilaliE]

Sounds like a tough life.
Great Internet, bless this child.
I'll pray for your soul.

 

[FPLOON]

Being bad's "easy"...
Being good is "rewarding"...
Being neutral's "meh"...

 

[EilaliE]

Been considering
living in a fridge for now.
I'm melting away.

 

[Wethisco]

What is a man card?
If not just something made up?
Seriously guys.

 

[FPLOON]

What is a man card?
If not just something made up?
Seriously guys.

Man cards are a joke...
That why "men" make fun of them...
Frankly, I don't care...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

*cracks haiku knuckles*
*formulates epic haiku*
...Wait, I got nothing

 

[FPLOON]

*cracks haiku knuckles*
*formulates epic haiku*
...Wait, I got nothing

That happens a lot!
One minute "you got the touch"!
The next... "what the fuck?"!

*cough cough* Anyway...
I need a glob damn cough drop...
My throat's been hurting...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

*cough cough* Anyway...
I need a glob damn cough drop...
My throat's been hurting...[/I]

Cepacol Lozenge, yo.
Only one with benzocaine.
It will numb your throat.

 

[EilaliE]

Yay! Two hours of sleep.
Yay! There's no coffee at all.
Yay! Life is awesome.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Stop chewing cables!
I will bread and fry your ass!
Go play with cat toys!

 

[FPLOON]

The steel of a sword...
The sharpness of the texture..
I don't own a sword...

 

[EilaliE]

When I was younger.
I used to have a huge snail.
One day, it was gone.

I questioned my mom.
"It probably ran away."
And I believed her.

 

[FPLOON]

Documentaries
The genre I fall back to
On my friend's Netflix

I just realized...
I still don't have Netflix yet...
I'll do it next month...

 

[EilaliE]

Let's go snuggle up..
under blankets, together.
I love you, Netflix.

 

[SirDerpy]

Once upon a time,
I died. It hurt and I cried.
Now, I've forgotten.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Cheesy horror flicks.
Why must I be addicted?
Thank God for Netflix.

Watching The Mooring.
It's absolute crap, but I
Cannot stop watching.

I should play a game,
But that shit takes effort, man.
Work has me drained.

 

[FPLOON]

Living in a dream...
I lack the proper controls...
Fuck... Game over, man...

Can't sleep once again...
More than 15 hours left...
Insomnia wins...

 

[SirDerpy]

I oft wondered why
this hot pocket didn't warm.
It was the blender.

 

[FPLOON]

Watched Total Drama...
My grandmother loves this show...
Not an irony...

A lesser-known fact:
She does hates reality
Shows with a passion!

What's the connection?
Uh... I kinda forgot, dudes...
Mind's set on "random"...