Announcements That Could Destroy Gaming Culture

[Joshimodo]

Due to the popularity of the Wii, all the gaming companies will soon release motion control devices that should...

Oh. Damn.

That made me laugh. Kudos.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Due to the popularity of the Wii, all the gaming companies will soon release motion control devices that should...

Oh. Damn.

Post of the week, that was great.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

I have a good one.

"Madcatz will now be making all video game controlers"

/trend

Dear god....I almost cried.

 

[raankh]

"George Lucas to produce Mass Effect 3, stating: 'We are going for a cinematic experience and looking at new ways of controlling your character in the game.'"

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Games are proven to cause cancer.

I'd still game it up, cause then I'd die doing what I love.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

" we've been sending subliminal messages through all games. you will soon go to listen to phil collins. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Christemo]

Uwe Boll to direct every movie ever to be made.

 

[Jonatron]

An EMP is detonated in the atmosphere, rendering every piece of electrical equipment in the world inert. Internet? PCs? Consoles? TVs?! Pah!

 

[Christemo]

" we've been sending subliminal messages through all games. you will soon go to listen to phil collins. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

OI! Phil Collins is awesome. he had a super-manly beard during the 80´s and his music is quite good.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

"Team Fortress 2 will now include friendly fire"

this is the story of a little boy called billy. he had recently bought team fortress 2 and had just downloaded it. then a new patch came.
"hmm, strange" said little billy, but he was to happy and naive to realise what he was starting to download.

he learned about all the classes and their abilities and joined his first game. he started as a pyro and the second he went out of the spawn room he saw loads of players from his team. he started spy checking and burned all of them. when they all were dead he sat back, proud over killing all the spies. suddenly someone said in voice chat: "we're coming for you billy!" billy got terrified and shut the game off immediately and went to bed. next day, ol' pa came in his room and said "billy, your friends are here". "oh boy!" thought billy and rushed down to the door. 16 players from tf2 were standing there, armed with computers, cd's, cheat papers ready to do paper cuts deeper than grand canyon. little billy went outside, closed the door, and they NEVER heard from him again.



yeah, that is what's gonna happen.

 

[Zero=Interrupt]

"Prostitution legalized: Hookers announce 50% off deal for nerds."

 

[Space Spoons]

"All upcoming games cancelled, online support dropped; Game development companies to shift focus onto cardboard box production".

On the other hand, that headline would usher in a new golden age for cardboard box fans.

 

[splatterguy734]

Games turn out to be tentacle monsters which have been raping gamers for years without us realising... and they're an extension of Bobby Kotick.

 

[Kije]

"The PS3 will run on the market for 500.99 US dollars."

...Oh wait.

 

[Mr. Fister]

"Gaming giant Nintendo purchases Valve, Blizzard, Bungie, Infinity Ward, and Santa Monica Studios."

It would be worth it just to see the epic, unending meltdowns on the internet.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

"the internet has been banned"

the horror, just to think about it...*cries in corner*