I think it is safe to assume now that Uwe Boll is a Horseman of Apocalypse. He appears in so many scenarios, he's now a biblical figure.
Announcements That Could Destroy Gaming Culture
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!azncutthroat said:
OT:i dont think it could happen, considering how good it is for the economy. but the one thing that would ruin it, is if the economy is gone for good, such as:
World turned to Utopian society, no need for currency, government, or technology.
The development gap between Half Life 2 Episode 2 and Episode 3 will be longer than the gap between Half Life 1 and Half Life 2
(Scary because this is actually pretty likely, it's already been over 2 years since Episode 2, apparently it isn't planned for 2010, so that's 3 years except they usually release games in oct/nov slot so if Nov 2011 that is 4 years since Episode 2. Seriously, I know they want it good but COME ON it's just an episode, it's just supposed to tide us over, can take your time with perfection on Half Life 3)
(Scary because this is actually pretty likely, it's already been over 2 years since Episode 2, apparently it isn't planned for 2010, so that's 3 years except they usually release games in oct/nov slot so if Nov 2011 that is 4 years since Episode 2. Seriously, I know they want it good but COME ON it's just an episode, it's just supposed to tide us over, can take your time with perfection on Half Life 3)
Gordon Freeman finally gets a voice. But its John Madden's and he never shuts the fuck up...
"Ya see, shooting combine is how you win the game. If you don't do that, you'll be in a lot of trouble. But you can't just use one gun, you have to alternate between guns because of ammo constraints. Yow! You see how that howler zombie just knocked me over? He was able to get the jump on me because of his well-developed glutes. I've paused the game, scribbled with a yellow marker, and zoomed in so we can all see this zombie's rotten, yet still muscular, butt."
Seriously, if the Islamic superstate ever comes to pass, videogames would probably be banned unless they were Muslim propaganda.
"Ya see, shooting combine is how you win the game. If you don't do that, you'll be in a lot of trouble. But you can't just use one gun, you have to alternate between guns because of ammo constraints. Yow! You see how that howler zombie just knocked me over? He was able to get the jump on me because of his well-developed glutes. I've paused the game, scribbled with a yellow marker, and zoomed in so we can all see this zombie's rotten, yet still muscular, butt."
Seriously, if the Islamic superstate ever comes to pass, videogames would probably be banned unless they were Muslim propaganda.
I think you have quite an idea there. I mean say it correctly and he's all of a sudden a "victim".Qufang said:
Something like that but more twords:Furburt said:
"It was announced today that due to a increase in counsels, that the PC as a gaming machine will be droped completely. All current games and game support for them will stop completely, and all PC games must be destroyed"
Little long but something like that. I'll most likely kill myself if that happens.
