First, I love how your name has 'NIAL' in caps to that people aren't confused by your name. Hilarious.
Second: I know I'm not the OP, but I like to put my hand in everyone's theological cookie jar. It's a passion of mine. So you can take my answers or leave 'em and wait for Max to answer (He's a smart dude). I'll leave that to you.
Now, onto the questions:
anNIALLator said:
- Do you take the Noah's Ark story literally?
- where did the story of Job come from? Did God write it and zap a book down to earth or was he talking to Moses or some other chap from the bible, and say something like, "Heh, funny story, this one time me and the devil were having our monthly game of tennis/golf/poker/laugh at the puny mortals, and he was all like, 'Job only worships you cos he has it good' so i was like, 'Oh yeah? wanna bet?' and he was like 'Yeah you're on!' so I killed Job's children, knocked down his house and gave him smallpox, and he didn't tell me to piss off, so i said 'Ha ha satan! you owe me a fiver!' and the angels were like, 'Oh no he di'nt!'"
I'm going to answer both of these questions at once: I find a lot of times when people as questions like this, they do it not to actually learn anything about the story or worldview, but to gauge how 'crazy' the person they are talking to is, since they've already made up their minds that it's impossible and silly. Now, I'm not accusing you of that, I'm merely pointing out what I've found in my experience with talking to people about my faith.
They then usually counter with 'Really?' or 'How can you believe that?' or 'Don't you think it's silly?' or whatever. To which, I usually counter with: I believe it, some don't. But, whatever they believe, it isn't soteriological. Meaning: if you don't believe that Noah really did sail in a big boat with two of every animal, you aren't damned for it.
Christ said the greatest commandment was to love the Lord with all your heart, soul, strength, and mind. And the second greatest was to love your neighbor as yourself. It wasn't that you believe Noah built a big boat or that Job really did go through those trials. Now don't get me wrong, there are staples of the Christian faith that all Christians (Should) believe. But there are many things that people get 'hung up on' that have no bearing on salvation what so ever, so why get so hot and bothered over it?
anNIALLator said:
- I've heard two phrases that I think are both in the Bible, "turn the other cheek" and "An eye for an eye", what's the dealie, yo?
The 'eye for an eye' quote comes from the Old Testament. The 'turn the other cheek' quote comes from the NEW Testament.
This is where a lot of non-Christians, atheists, and anti-theists seem to have a lot of problems with the Bible. They see these two verses as contradicting when they are not. The Old Testament is in the Bible as a history of God's people, and to show the Messianic prophecies that Jesus fulfilled. The New Testament is based on the teachings of Christ and the early church. Christians live according to the NEW testament, not the old testament. That's why I don't have a moat around my house, why I don't throw my wife out of the house when she's on her period, and why Christian's don't live by 'eye for an eye', but rather 'turn the other cheek'.
anNIALLator said:
- Why do you insist that God's personality never changes even though he usually resolves things in the old testament by getting medieval on people's asses, but in the new testament he'd say something about peace and love and everyone would live happily ever after?
No, God's personality doesn't change. In the Old Testament, God punished people who broke His laws. Christ took the brunt of God's wrath when He died on the cross as a perfect sacrifice for mankind. God still will punish those who break His laws (Unchanged from the Old Testament), although now you could almost say we're in a 'window of opportunity' where Christ is allowing for anyone who is willing to come to him for forgiveness of sins, and be saved, therefore, from God's judgment.
anNIALLator said:
- One last one, has God already got everything planned out? has he sent his final draft to the publishers? Has he made the dough, and put it in the oven? Has he typed in the commands to his cosmic computer the hit Enter? Has he set up his dominoes, and is watching in delight as they tumble over? Or was it more like releasing a game, then realeasing patches and updates in the form of floods and his son?
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Welcome to theological debate 101!
In this corner we have the Armenians, who claim that God does NOT have everything planned out and it's up to man to find Him for salvation!
And in this corner we have the Calvinists, who say God has EVERYTHING planned out, including those who will, and will not, be saved! And that man does not choose salvation, but that God chooses the man!
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This is a debate that goes on all over within Christian circles. I personally, am somewhere in the middle. I certainly believe God has a plan, though I don't think it's as 'micro-managing' as some people would believe (We aren't puppets). God has given us free will, and we are free to make the choices before us...He just knows what we will choose. Again: it's our choice, He just knows the outcome.
I hope this helped a bit with some of your questions!