Astronomer's are just as bad as religious nuts. They believe in intelligent life out there when they're still having trouble proving that there's intelligent life here.
a) No, but I wish it was true
b) Hell yes, it would be awesome
c) I am not sure... There was once on a school camp I was still up later than everyone else (it's one of my traits I guess, always the last to sleep) and I saw a light in the sky moving left of my field of view. I figured it was a plane but when I looked back it had noticably moved backwards a fair distance and resumed travelling to the left field of my vision. I rationalised it as some trick of my tired perception. Because really, what the hell use would doubling back in the air be if you're just gonna keep going forward again?
d) Oh actually, another strange event, was this one time I walked into the laundry and the broom was against the wall. I don't know how or why but it was suspended in the air against the wall. I freaked out and the next morning it was just lying on the floor. I just assumed it was the metal handle and perhaps some magnetism from the storm we had that night. I dunno, was weird.
e) This isn't gonna happen anytime soon, girls don't like me, I'm a constant friend-zoner.
