Best NPC line ever said

[soren7550]

"Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman...wake up and... smell the ashes." - the G-Man at the beginning of Half Life 2

"On you feet solder, WE ARE LEAVING!" Capt. Price as he helps Soap up in Call of Duty 4:Modern Warfare

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"You are all traitors to the Empire. You will be interrogated, tortured. You will give me the names of your friends and allies.
And then you will die."
-The Emperor, The Force Unleashed

That line makes me crack up every time I hear it. Seriously, watch this video from 2:45:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8TwJBNsbEI&feature=channel
In fact all of his lines are solid gold in that game, as is half of the stuff Darth Vader says.

 

[videot76]

Or to go REALLY old-school on you:
"Another visitor? STAY a while...stay FOREVER!"

Knowing that one without having played the PSP remake gives extra credit.

 

[hazakura]

Rebel: "So you ever used used a Ar2?"
Citizen: "Ar2? NOOoooo... Now an Ar3 sure,plenty of times."
Rebel: "There is no such thing as an Ar3,"
Citizen: "Well,see in the city,The place was lousy with Ar3s,"
Rebel:"No it wasn't."
Citizen: "Yes it was,"
Rebel: "No it... *Sigh* So do you know what the Alternative fire method dose on the Ar2? It kills Hunters,How did you city folk kill hunters?"
Citizen: "We sure didn't as hell use guns,We would wrestle hunter to the ground with our bare hands.I use to kill 10,20 a day. Just using my fists."
Rebel: "So when your on the field your going to be Punching hunters?"
Citizen: "In the field? I'm not going out onto the field,I'm a radio Operator!"
Rebel: " *Grunt* Leave, you don't need to be here,and I'm not going to continue the lesson until you leave."
Citizen. "I'm staying right here!"
Rebel: "I'm serious...leave.I will not continue until you leave!"
Citizen #2 " *cough* *cough*"

Its a long quote,but It's really funny. (From Hl2:Ep2)

 

[Jonatron]

"Do a barrel roll!"

Damn it.

Use the boost to get through! (a friend shouted that at me, accent and all in a crowded non-gamer place. Funny.)

 

[soren7550]

"My friend, you are fucked!" Peach Wilkins in BioShock

"The iceman cometh, Sander baby. The iceman fucking cometh." Martin Finnegan in BioShock

"I'm Sander FUCKING Cohen!" Sander Cohen in BioShock

 

[Donbett1974]

Anything HK-47 from K.o.t.o.r say that's a funny droid.

 

[Ganado_Headshot]

CRAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

[Arachon]

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

SHODAN - One of the creepiest villians ever.

 

[GaD]

every line hk 47 has said ..ever

 

[BigTex]

mines has to be in CoD 4 wen cpt. price said" were going in hard and fast(or sumthing like that) and Gaz said " surely u cant be serious" classic homo moment

 

[Caliostro]

"Son, I'm a marine...I'll walk on water if I have to!... Now get off my damn island..."

Crysis.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Rebel: "So you ever used used a Ar2?"
Citizen: "Ar2? NOOoooo... Now an Ar3 sure,plenty of times."
Rebel: "There is no such thing as an Ar3,"
Citizen: "Well,see in the city,The place was lousy with Ar3s,"
Rebel:"No it wasn't."
Citizen: "Yes it was,"
Rebel: "No it... *Sigh* So do you know what the Alternative fire method dose on the Ar2? It kills Hunters,How did you city folk kill hunters?"
Citizen: "We sure didn't as hell use guns,We would wrestle hunter to the ground with our bare hands.I use to kill 10,20 a day. Just using my fists."
Rebel: "So when your on the field your going to be Punching hunters?"
Citizen: "In the field? I'm not going out onto the field,I'm a radio Operator!"
Rebel: " *Grunt* Leave, you don't need to be here,and I'm not going to continue the lesson until you leave."
Citizen. "I'm staying right here!"
Rebel: "I'm serious...leave.I will not continue until you leave!"
Citizen #2 " *cough* *cough*"

Its a long quote,but It's really funny. (From Hl2:Ep2)

lol beat me too it




"my husband keeps playing his game(World of warcraft)
an keeps grabbing my ass saying 5+ Damage" GTA 4 radio station

 

[soren7550]

"That's...big." Kaidan Alenko in Mass Effect, upon seeing the Thorian.

"And when you see DR. Breen, tell him I said fu*loud crash* you!" Barney Calhoun in Half Life 2, when you're going to breach the Citadel.

 

[TheFace]

This thread needs more Monkey Island. These are 2 of my favourites from MI3.

Guybrush Threepwood: What's your name?
Slappy Cromwell: Cromwell, Slappy Cromwell. It's not my real name actually. My agent told me my given name just didn't have star quality.
Guybrush Threepwood: What was your given name?
Slappy Cromwell: Rex Fortune, Adventure Seeker.

Haggis McMutton: Me given name is 'Heart-Liver-And-Kidneys-Boiled-In-The-Stomach-Of-The-Animal McMutton.'
Guybrush Threepwood: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl, then.
Haggis McMutton: Aye.

 

[Dorian]

"By the Nine Divine!"

 

[bobofdeath9]

More like 10 shitloads

 

[Emsanity]

here are some that come to mind...

Enemy Soldier: "My Boss has a thing for dumb animals"
Jack Carver: "Explains...recruiting...process..."
-Farcry, when you get captured

Erk: "Oh great, you're the last person I wanted to see."
Serra: "Oh, that's so sweet, you wanted to see me again".
-Fire Emblem (The first GBA one)

Goron: "How bout a nice, big, Goron Hug"
Link: (runs off screaming)
-Ocarina of Time

 

[Fatalis67]

By the Nine Divines! - Oblivion
Theres like a .01% chance for a certain NPC in Fallout to say that gem.

 

[Writerling]

-Insert The Entire "Still Alive" Song From The End Of Portal-

'nuff said.