Best NPC line ever said

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retrochimp

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"Do you need some quiet time with good ol' Telly? Oh!"
From Chibi-Robo. That game has tons of great out of context NPC quotes, but this is most oft repeated
 

retrochimp

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Another great one is
"Uhh.. Link, I didn't want you involved in this... I told you not to leave the house. Take my sword and shield and listen. You can focus power in the blade (hold the B Button) ...Then release it using the secret technique handed down by our people"

From Link To The Past.
 

nightinferno

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"War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left." - Godfrey (Fallout 3)

"It's the strangest thing. Yesterday, it was hard, today, it is easy. Just a good night's sleep, and yesterday's mysteries are today's masteries." Level-up message from Oblivion

I know neither are incredibly funny, I still like both of em, and now for some more humorous ones.

"I may be drunk, Krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober." - General Septimus (Mass Effect)

"Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe." - Urdnott Wrex (Mass Effect)
 

chromewarriorXIII

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I was playing HL2: Episode 1, and during the last part when you are escorting the resistance members I heard one of the women say "Sometimes, I dream about cheese..."
 

Grayjack

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"Yeah, later... oh, and if you hurt Alicia, I'll kill you." Noce Wordsworth from Valkyria Chronicles says this if you take him out of your squad.
 

NotAPie

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"and if you see dr.breen tell him I said "FUCK YOU" "
Barney From Half Life Episode 1 I think.
 

starlyrulez

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heres another 'and remeber freeman be adiqute adiqute what the hell does that mean ? i dunno something the vort said' grim and sheckly hl 2 ep 2
 

Aunel

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Destroy all comunism
Die commie bastards!
Embrace Democracy, or die!

Liberty prime, fallout 3
 

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"Your failure will result in a poor rating on your progress report...followed by death" - GlaDos from Portal
"Feel my iron-hard thighs" - Pokemon Sapphire