Best NPC line ever said

[deth2munkies]

Anything out of HK-47's vocabulator.

"Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120km away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a Trilite scope."

 

[Shapsters]

Oblivion Guard:

THIS NPC HAS NO DIALOGUE.

 

[MarsProbe]

Didn't find this one until my third playthrough of Mass Effect 2:

"You had him backing up worse than a Krogan toilet". Can't remember exactly who uttered it, probably just some random minor NPC somewhere... Made me laugh though.

 

[dogmaster41]

Is there even any real competition for "I am Error."...?

no there is not

 

[droid]

From fallout 1:

"May nothing you find in the desert glow in the dark."

 

[Drakmeire]

I am ERROR!!!!!!!!!! *game then explodes*

 

[PAGEToap44]

in Shadow Man, if you shoot Jaunty he yells at you. one of the best is (in a think Irish accent'):
'Aaaah, what the hell are you playing at, ya eejit'...probably had to be there at the time!!

Eejit is a Scottish word. So I imagine it was a Scottish accent. As for a good NPC quote... Moira Brown from Fallout 3: "Don't mind the smoke, it's perfectly safe to breathe. Really." It's funnier with the context of her character.

 

[Mariakitten]

"Its Dangerous to go alone, take this."

 

[NeedAUserName]

OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN MEHTUL BOXESS! WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY.. THEIR MEHTUL BOXES!

or perhaps;

SPESS MEHREENS!

I'm sorry, Arnold Schwarzenegger?

 

[Obscure_Reference]

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

-Youngster from Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, FireRed and LeafGreen

 

[Sephychu]

OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN MEHTUL BOXESS! WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY.. THEIR MEHTUL BOXES!

or perhaps;

SPESS MEHREENS!

I'm sorry, Arnold Schwarzenegger?

I'm sorry, I don't get what you mean. If you're confused as to what I'm referencing, I'll post it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY&feature=related
Sorry, I can't get a good vid of the Spess Mehreens. Basically, SoulStorm had absolutely woeful voice acting.

 

[NeedAUserName]

OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN MEHTUL BOXESS! WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY.. THEIR MEHTUL BOXES!

or perhaps;

SPESS MEHREENS!

I'm sorry, Arnold Schwarzenegger?

I'm sorry, I don't get what you mean. If you're confused as to what I'm referencing, I'll post it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY&feature=related
Sorry, I can't get a good vid of the Spess Mehreens. Basically, SoulStorm had absolutely woeful voice acting.

No, its just thats basically how Arny talks. It reads very easily in his voice.

 

[Sephychu]

OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN MEHTUL BOXESS! WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY.. THEIR MEHTUL BOXES!

or perhaps;

SPESS MEHREENS!

I'm sorry, Arnold Schwarzenegger?

I'm sorry, I don't get what you mean. If you're confused as to what I'm referencing, I'll post it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY&feature=related
Sorry, I can't get a good vid of the Spess Mehreens. Basically, SoulStorm had absolutely woeful voice acting.

No, its just thats basically how Arny talks. It reads very easily in his voice.

Aah, pardon my ineptitude.

Also, as movement speech, the Soviet deployable command posts (the name escapes me) would ask you various questions about the weather at their target destination. Funny stuff.

 

[MagnificentFiend]

Anything said by Dante in the first Devil May Cry (before he became an un-fucking-bearable arsehole).

 

[Hiphophippo]

"So as I'm to understand your not Dr laboto, you don't pay my salary, so kindly step away from my elevator and DIE" ~Psychonauts

Ahaha, I am the Milk Man. My milk is delicious. It's got what people need, it has...what they deserve.

"Hello fellow road crew worker, welcome to the road crew." That line sticks in my head for some reason. Possibly the best level in a game ever.

There's no possibly to it. In fact, the only real competition it even has is itself.

 

[Yureina]

"What's the difference between you and me, kid? What makes a gifted killer like yourself into a rock-hard bastard like me? The answer is TRAINING you ignorant FUCK! I've got a hundred years of experience on you, and don't you forget it!"

- Desmond Lockheart, Fallout 3: Point Lookout.

 

[MrSpunkSponge]

"IVE FOUGHT MUD CRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!" - Imperial Guards, TESIV: Oblivion.

 

[deadbeat503]

Psychonauts- in the level with the city of fish people, you step on one.
you-"is he alright"
fish man-"he is dead"
you-"oh...im so sorry"
as with most of Tim Schafer's games, it's not the line but how its delivered, anyone whos played this game will know what im talking about

 

[The Flogger]

Doe Mow Shi Goo Goo! - Takeo (Nazi Zombies)