Best way to destroy a Wii,

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Manji187

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j0frenzy said:
I think I see a flaw in the plan. Wouldn't all those fans who are willing to kill for Nintendo just keep it afloat with money?
Well, the error of their ways would have to be made clear to them ;). However, even if they persist in their folly, it does not matter. Big companies go bust eventually...its only a matter of time. Don't you know most things are cyclical: rise and fall.
 

SamFancyPants252

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Give it to me. My PS3 will beam rays of superiority at it until it commits suicide.

In seriousness, Use a massive sledgehammer or shovel or anything blunt and heavy. Or run it over.
 

DrDeath3191

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Play No More Heroes 2: the shear awesomeness of that game should theoretically make the console explode.
 

Jeffronian

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Submit it to the same death that many a television has suffered... hurl the wii-mote at the console with the force of Earth's escape velocity... then add spikes =D
 

SextusMaximus

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It's in the title.

Water (often mixed with other fluids) can be a great (and incredibly harmful) way to destroy your wii.
 

monkey_man

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hit it with a shotgun, then with an lightsaber, drop the remains in a vulcano and then nuke the vulcano
(just to be sure nuke it another time, after the first explosion)
let an aircraft fly into the crater, trow a handgrenade at the place of the ex-wii..

i got a little bit worked up
heh
henritje said:
youl start a flame war but ok launch into the core of the sun
then nuke the sun! that will show the blasted thing
 

Captain Schpack

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Play golf, baseball, tennis, bowling and boxing with it.

Golf- self explanitory
Baseball- self edxplanitory
Tennis- use the Wii as a racket. And use hard balls
Bowling- Use the Wii as a pin
Boxing- Use the Wii as a glove or cover you body with it.
 

Solidplasma

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Really guys. GROW UP. If I made thread titled. "Best way to destroy a Xbox 360" (a console which I do have) I'd get flamed to death. But, here you guys are. Acting like 5 year olds who think they're going to be big someday. If you think being an onlne hater is the best way to spend your time, then you seriouly need to rethink your life. As it is, you predictable trolls will flame me anyway, but that's your problem, not mine. After all, what better way to rant than to deaf ears?