But That's All Right...

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, the cannon broke just before it fired you

unfortunately, the ShamWOW has become necessary for all households or else you will be culled and fed to lions

 

[One Seven One]

thats alirght, the lions are nice and wouldn't eat you

unfortunately the internet has been filled with trolls and useless spam, their is no safety from the stupidity

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you can always stop using the internet.

A minigun has gained sentience and decided it loves you.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, no one else loves you anyways

there is a Red Spy in your base!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, we attack him with the color blue, which destroys him instantly.

Unfortunately, the anti-existence explosion of the two colors combining has now eliminated the colors red and blue from the entire universe.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright green is actually a pretty awesome color

you have just discovered that whatever ground you walk on makes flowers spontaneously grow from a half hour later.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I can start walking on people and make them sprout flowers, too!

Your ass is grass.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, YOU are actually the grassy-ass, and I am the mower.

In all truth, as much fun as I have gaming, I largely suck at it.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, its not whether you win or loose its that you have fun playing

you've just stolen an incredibly top secret time travel devise from Area 22 (cookie for reference)

bump

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because time travel things are awesome! And I don't get a cookie.

I had to drive for 7 hours today.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, you love to drive it reminds you that by driving you are actually punching Al Gore in the solar plexus and curb stomping him

You are cornered up a tree by an angry bear

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, the person you hate the most is at the bottom of the tree getting ripped to shreds.

You are denied all that you are, and all you ever hope to be! Muahahahahaha!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, your a shapeshifter and the God that cursed you is forgetful


you've touched the source of mother earth's power and have gone insane

 

[Neonbob]

Bit that's alright, sanity is waay too overrated anyway.

You have gotten to 4999 posts, and then you get put on probation.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can wait out the probate and keep posting its just a badge anyways

SpiritCorsair still hasn't gotten Forum Inferno yet even though we've been keeping this thread afloat forever

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because we'll get it for him sooner or later.

You got a Whopper for your birthday.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you haven't eaten in 4 months

Aliens from Saturn are coming to enslave us

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I'm an alien from Jupiter, so my fellow aliens will defend us.

You have ensured your fiery doom.

 

[iTz Br3nd3n]

Thats ok i love to swim



i have aids

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you can now give it to all the people you hate

you are immortal, except for chocolate which kills you if you touch it.