characters that would make terrible roommates.

[LilGherkin]

Sonic, he'd be traveling at break-neck pace throughout the place and porbably knock stuff over on his way. After a while of him ruining stuff I'd probably go crazy and kick him out or kill him.

 

[TankCopter]

Amaterasu from Okami. There'd be imps all over the joint and if Amaterasu behaves like I play the game, there would be cherry bombs and flying roasaries everywhere.

 

[Alpha Pat]

the minons from overlord 1 and 2

Me:hay guys can you get my sister
Minons: yes master
Me: look at all this crap don't they clean up after themslves
Minons:were back masters
Me:Hey guy whats in that bloody berlap sack
Me: ohhhhhhhhhhhh SSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!TTTT

 

[Lunchbox24x]

Louis from Left 4 Dead, I don't think I could stand the whole pain pill addiction thing.

 

[magnuslion]

I'm going to say Nemesis from the RE series. because he would keep crashing through walls at all hours of the morning yelling about "STARS!" and firing rockets everywhere. plus that bastard was accident prone, always getting blown up, electrocuted, or falling from high areas. You'd never get your deposit back.

 

[NewGeekPhilosopher]

Oh, I just remembered one!

Jenna from Golden Sun.

Hoooo boy that is a room mate you do not wanna have. Emotional baggage over dead parents, kinda crazy, would probably steal my anxiety medication... and as I recall she's kinda upset all the time, kind of a downer when you're trying to keep happy yourself.

 

[Tav73]

Kirby..the little sod would eat everything.

Me: Kirby damnit, where the hell did all the food in MY PART OF THE FRIDGE GO?
Kirby: >.> <.< ^-^
Me: AND WHY DID YOU EAT MY BED?!

 

[Chadra]

Hmm.. probably Gordon Freeman, think about it:

Hey Gordon, did you take out the trash?
Gordon: ...
Me: sonuvabitch.

And you'd be sitting there minding your own business playing half life and then bam some failed experiment leaves you in the middle of nowhere surrounded by hostiles with just a damn crowbar to fend your self off with.

 

[Madaxeman101]

Any character form fable talking to you in the annoying stereotypical olde english voice they would getting beaten to death with a brick if they turned their back

 

[dudeman0001]

I second...no...third? fourth? whatever. i think Kratos. Great character, but heres how the first day would go:

Me: Hey, can you pass the milk?
Kratos: *pulls out his giant barbarian hammer from GoW 2*
Me: Woh, woh, take it easy! i'll get it!
Kratos: ARGHH!!

*SPLAT!*

Okay that's it, I'm adding Kratos to my first post

 

[Wayne Insane]

The Doomguy.I guess he would tear the place apart.

 

[johnman]

Gordon Freeman
"Hey man how was work?"
"........"
"wanna beer?"
"........"
"Hey your behind on your half of the rent, when will you be able to get the money to me?"
"........"

 

[johnman]

Oh and anyone from a JRPG

 

[Remleiz]

Unicron.

Beat that.

how would he even fit in your flat? you'd need one the size of the solar system.


how about having a big daddy as a roomie?

me "did you eat the last doughnut?"

BD "raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn!"

Me"what?"

*big daddy powers up drill and goes berzerk*

 

[sorry user name taken.]

sam and max - i'd be worry about my safety

Andrew Ryan (bioshock) - would kill me

fable 2 character - would disappear for days on end then i'd ***** at her about it then maybe glitch getting stuck in a corner

team fortress 2 - too much gun fire and screaming


=(

 

[MercurySteam]

Maybe not terrible but cool roomates.

Alex Mercer would be cool to show of to your friends, and if you want to know if your girlfriend is cheating on you then you could get Alex to consume her and find out. (but you'd better hope that she was cheating on you)

Marcus Fenix would be cool, cause if you need to cut anything then you could just ask to borrow his Lancer...........

And I would like to see what would happen if Master Chief was my roomate.

OH YEA.

 

[MercurySteam]

Issac Clarke is an engineer who killed countless legions of space thingys, but he never talks.

Isaac sounds perfect to me, he'd never make rude comments, he could fix stuff, easily move the couch with telekinesis. Although he may try to break my xbox if im not careful... (xbox = box with glowing green light on it, get my point?)

I feel as if I should know this one. But I don't.

 

[Smitty of the Tolchocks]

"We used to live with The Cardboard Box from Metal Gear Solid.It fukkin sucked.
The damn thing was never where you left it,it smoked like a chimney,and chugged down a case and a half of malt liquor every night,like clockwork.Stumbling around,breaking shit,swearing up and down at the neighbors and the kids.And the flatulence,oh jeeezus chrysse don't get me started on that.Bad News,boy...That Box was the reason my old lady left me.I shit you not."

----Sheriff Beauregard P. Spankbottom. Goostahoochie,FL 08jan2007