Cliffy B doesn't understand Mirror's Edge, and later compares demos to bad sex

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darrinwright

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Cliffy B doesn't understand most things: Mirror's Edge, the Wii in general, how to not be a douche, etc...

But he DOES know guns, and so far, it's working for him. Unfortunately Mirror's Edge has very little gunplay, so I guess this is a roundabout way of saying he doesn't really know what he's talking about so I'll just ignore him.
 

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Eldritch Warlord said:
Wait, were is CliffyB lacking in understanding of Mirror's Edge? From what I read it seems as though he is expressing his belief that the game needs enemies.
So the cops and the harsh mistress of gravity are not enemies

hoooookayyyyyy.
 

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AceDiamond said:
Eldritch Warlord said:
Wait, were is CliffyB lacking in understanding of Mirror's Edge? From what I read it seems as though he is expressing his belief that the game needs enemies.
So the cops and the harsh mistress of gravity are not enemies

hoooookayyyyyy.
Did you read the article? It's approximately five sentences, I could get a twelve-year-old on two cans of Mountain Dew to read it.
 

AceDiamond

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Eldritch Warlord said:
AceDiamond said:
Eldritch Warlord said:
Wait, were is CliffyB lacking in understanding of Mirror's Edge? From what I read it seems as though he is expressing his belief that the game needs enemies.
So the cops and the harsh mistress of gravity are not enemies

hoooookayyyyyy.
Did you read the article? It's approximately five sentences, I could get a twelve-year-old on two cans of Mountain Dew to read it.
so your're saying your summary is wrong then? why did you even type it?

EDIT: So he says there's too much of the Entire Point of the Game

...do I even need to explain why that doesn't make any sense?
 

IndieRocker

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Look this is simple Cliffy B makes simple cover and shoot games and he makes them well. However his newest one is being threatened by a visionary game that is set to revolutionise the fps genre. So he slags it off and all of the 360 fanboys will do the same even if they don't know what the game is.
P.S I know all the 360 fanboys are going to unite against me for this comment
 

Supernovajake

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I had no idea the guy acted like this. I thought he was a bit of a nerd when he came out with his lifesize toy lancer.
 

Geo Da Sponge

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As for the original comments: about demos, he makes a good point (although it is wrapped up in frat boy lingo); I have no intention of buying (for example) Mercenaries 2, since the demo seems to cover the game quite nicely. As for his quote on Mirror's Edge: asking for more gun gameplay: retarded. Requiring a real incentive for a fast paced dash: makes sense.

Let me put it this way; in the original Matrix movie, would the first chase have been nearly as exciting if Trinity hadn't had an Agent who could match her pace chasing after her? In other words, as scary as being shot at is, it seems (and is displayed in the demo) that all you have to do is hop up onto a one story block and you can laugh at the pudgy donut-scoffing police jumping up and down beside you. Since the pistols at least seem highly inaccurate from anything more than ten metres, it's hardly terrifying. However, I have heard that later in the game there are police snipers. That does sound like a good gameplay element (and an incentive to run).

ThePlasmatizer said:
I don't care if you met him and he was like the pope, these quotes are words he actually said and what can you judge someone on other than what words come out of their mouth?
Well obviously that upon meeting him in person you would hear him saying words too. Don't they count? For that matter, I'm fairly sure meeting someone in person is a more accurate account than reading a quote, possibly out of context, on some website from a possibly rudhed interview. I don't like Cliify B by the way; ever since I found out he enjoyed trash-talking I've thought of him as obnoxious, but since the previous quote is the only words I've heard from someone who's actually met the man I don't see how they should be considered less important.

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yonsito said:
Cut him some slack. He's got a game out in a few days, so he's doing some publicity.
And as long as his games are good, he can talk all the crap he wants, for all that I care for.
That's just the problem, they aren't.
You're opinion doesn't always represent reality. I've always held that while it takes brains to make an informed about, say, art or politics, it doesn't require intelligence to know what's fun. So if lots of people buy a game and enjoy it, it's probably a good game. Note this doesn't mean I think only popular games are any good, but when I see tens of thousands of people playing Halo 3, I do have to wonder whether they would be doing it if they didn't enjoy it.
 

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IndieRocker said:
Look this is simple Cliffy B makes simple cover and shoot games and he makes them well. However his newest one is being threatened by a visionary game that is set to revolutionise the fps genre. So he slags it off and all of the 360 fanboys will do the same even if they don't know what the game is.
P.S I know all the 360 fanboys are going to unite against me for this comment
As will I for agreeing with you.
 

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AceDiamond said:
yonsito said:
Cut him some slack. He's got a game out in a few days, so he's doing some publicity.
And as long as his games are good, he can talk all the crap he wants, for all that I care for.
So...he should...shut up then?
Well, probably not, but there's just a lot more interviews with him right now.
 

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Syphonz said:
IndieRocker said:
Look this is simple Cliffy B makes simple cover and shoot games and he makes them well. However his newest one is being threatened by a visionary game that is set to revolutionise the fps genre. So he slags it off and all of the 360 fanboys will do the same even if they don't know what the game is.
P.S I know all the 360 fanboys are going to unite against me for this comment
As will I for agreeing with you.
Yes but for what reason? After all Mirror's Edge is coming out on the 360 as well. Or is "cross-platform" a foreign concept to PS3 owners?
 

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I don't know why I was so surprised to discover that Mirror's Edge uses the Unreal Engine, same as for Gears.

Anyway, the cops are after you and some S.W.A.T. guys. You can disarm them and use their weapons against them at a distance.

However, it is easier to just do a sliding tackle after splitting up the group of assailants into one-on-one melee scenarios.

There is an achievement on the 360 for doing the whole game without firing a bullet.

I bought Gears of War, found it dull, traded it in that week. I have pre-ordered Mirror's Edge for the 14th Nov. I won't be getting GOW2.
 

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This is directed to everyone defending the game just on the fact it's a new idea. As far as things being original it doesn't really matter if the games not fun or the concept its self isn't enjoyed. I don't see why it's such a stretch to comprehend how someone might not see this as fun. I'm skeptic but hey who knows, I'm sure a lot of people will enjoy it. As for me I can't really say at this point.
 

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Shadow-Knight said:
Ronwue said:
If I remember the presentation about Mirror's edge it really was only running and jumping. Sorry... no guns there (if memory serves). But you know what... NOT ALL GAMES NEED GUNS.
Actually, the game does have guns, but it is not required to actually use them.
Hey I played the demo and loved it, however please do remember that Cliffy B was the man that created the chainsaw gun which means his brain is divided in two halves and those halves are simply Senseless Violence > all the rest.
 

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AceDiamond said:
Syphonz said:
IndieRocker said:
Look this is simple Cliffy B makes simple cover and shoot games and he makes them well. However his newest one is being threatened by a visionary game that is set to revolutionise the fps genre. So he slags it off and all of the 360 fanboys will do the same even if they don't know what the game is.
P.S I know all the 360 fanboys are going to unite against me for this comment
As will I for agreeing with you.

Yes but for what reason? After all Mirror's Edge is coming out on the 360 as well. Or is "cross-platform" a foreign concept to PS3 owners?
No its entirely not new. In fact we're all too familiar with it because these "cross-platforms" are often not done properly when it comes to releasing the PS3 version. slow ups, slow rendering and overall bad resolution usually put on the game because it was made in the Xbox360's format and just thrown onto a blu ray disc. Such examples are Skate. , EA Sports games, BattleField Bad Company...oh wait everything I've listed is an EA product.
 

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Syphonz said:
AceDiamond said:
Syphonz said:
IndieRocker said:
Look this is simple Cliffy B makes simple cover and shoot games and he makes them well. However his newest one is being threatened by a visionary game that is set to revolutionise the fps genre. So he slags it off and all of the 360 fanboys will do the same even if they don't know what the game is.
P.S I know all the 360 fanboys are going to unite against me for this comment
As will I for agreeing with you.

Yes but for what reason? After all Mirror's Edge is coming out on the 360 as well. Or is "cross-platform" a foreign concept to PS3 owners?
No its entirely not new. In fact we're all too familiar with it because these "cross-platforms" are often not done properly when it comes to releasing the PS3 version. slow ups, slow rendering and overall bad resolution usually put on the game because it was made in the Xbox360's format and just thrown onto a blu ray disc. Such examples are Skate. , EA Sports games, BattleField Bad Company...oh wait everything I've listed is an EA product.
So in other words there's even less reason for 360 owners to say anything regarding those comments.

Also you missed the sarcasm.
 

Iori Branford

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Oh, so it wasn't those shareware things -- demos each consisting of up to 1/3 of a full game -- that fucking got Epic off the ground. Nope, obviously it was your natural coolness, Cliff. My mistake.