Cool technology you know will never exist.

[Erana]

One thing that would be cool to discover is the way to put a GIF image on cloth and print out an animated t-shirt.

I saw some thing on that... It already exists. ^^

Personally, I want healing lazers.

 

[Vanbael]

The portal gun, so much convience and fun will never exist.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

A not dying machine
cookie for reference

 

[Macgyvercas]

Hmmmmm...I've got one!
A machine of punishment formed around a perpetual motion device, in which the offender is repeatedly kicked in the crotch.

I'm sorry everyone, but this wins.

I wish they would make the TARDIS, though.

 

[nolph fooz]

beer-can that never runs out of beer!

a wife that doesn't complains

 

[Spaghetti]

The Fat Man. Great weapon...but in real life it would be the weapon of choice for Darwin Award candidates. The moment a local yokel got his hands on one --> Foooooom!

 

[lacktheknack]

The Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator (aka the Gravity Gun)
also lightsabers

I don't remember where, but some geeks have made a (very weak) lightsaber already. Technology rules!

I don't think we're ever going faster than light, though.

 

[Asickorphan]

Liquid metal robots!!!!!!! I wish though...

 

[Twilight_guy]

The bacon gun. Turn you enemies into tasty delicious bacon.

 

[Voodoomancer]

I thought about this, and taking the "never" part literally, I honestly can't think of anything. Backwards time travel, maybe?
Given enough time, anything could be invented. Because humanity will undoubtedly go on for millions of year, I expect. That's a lot of time to invent new stuff.

 

[Twilight_guy]

A not dying machine
cookie for reference

The scout talking talking to the engineer after domination him.

 

[XJ-0461]

Teleportation and time-travel, which sucks, because it means I can't become the Doctor.

 

[joe182]

Teleporters.


Not that I don't think the technology can ever be made, I just don't think anyone would use a device that's primary function is to kill you by evaporating your body then replace you with an identical copy at the other end. It wouldn't take long for someone to figure out that you die every time you use it and someone else comes back...

They 've already successfully 'teleported' a particle, or atom or something, from one side of a room to another, so its very plausible that it could happen, but i agree that it really shouldn't.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Boob-Vision. Like X-Ray vision, but all you can see is boobs.

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

Faster than Light Speed travel
Teleportation
Time Travel
Some device that converts your dreams into a video file so you can watch them the day after and remember them.

 

[T-Bone24]

Spellcheck. On actual paper.

 

[chris89]

Time Travel.

Also something that will never be released to the public Hydrogen powered cars as the Oil companies are too greedy. But then the Technogly exsists.

 

[Lenny Magic]

An ear mounted audio listening device...

 

[lozfoe444]

I tell you, If I made a time machine, I would go back in time and tell someone else how to make it... and the kill Peter Malenue (or however it's spelled). So sense we don't have time machines, we will never have time machines. Can't because it hasn't!

 

[IamQ]

To punch people over the internet.