Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[Fappy]

I'd insert my cooling rod in your heat port anytime baby.

 

[Benj17]

it's time to "come" again mr freeman

and

can i spend some time in your viridian forest

and

if you fap my sentry ill enter your base

meh not my best work

 

[C_sector]

I would do the "Vulgar Thrust" Expression

 

[James Hueick]

"You can take a ride on my Thumper..."

 

[Doug]

Is that a mass effect field generator in you're pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[FURY_007]

Anyone call for an Exterminator?

 

[Jonatron]

Won't you let me slip my master sword into your face to finish our quest?

"There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a... long... silver bullet... into a well-greased chamber...!"

Awesome, awesome game ;D

I love you. <3

 

[brtshstel]

"Please wait...LOADING"

"ugh..." sighs in satisfaction "...load complete"

 

[MessiahElephant]

"How 'bout letting me poke around inside for a little while?"
A quote from The Godfather Game.

 

[Vextroid]

Eeeerectin a dispenser!

 

[CinosNroca]

"Really, Commander?....Probing Uranus."

Go look for resources in the Local Cluster... lol that's another one...

 

[Mr. Gency]

Wanna play with my "Joystick".

DAMN IT! That is exactly what I was gonna say!
Word from word.

 

[G1eet]

Made this one up with my Mass Effect 2 XBL Party mates.

"Krogan backhand."

No idea what it involves, but sounds like some dirty phrase one would run across on Urban Dictionary.

 

[kalakashi]

I've gotta say, this you're my Final Fantasy. (Just don't tell her she's the 13th girl you've said this to)

Would you like to be the EVE to my ADAM? Cause I'll shock your bio-(something or other)

 

[hazabaza1]

"I'll slay her Archdemon."

Spoiler

And then end up dying, but god damn it, it was worth the joke!

 

[Da_Schwartz]

My love is the syntax error of your Binary life.

 

[joe the janitor]

Here's an internet flash video reference:

"Take 5 dozen eggs, start putting them in a bowl, stir the FUCK out of 'em, and what do ya get?"

"PENIIIIIIIIIS!"
Anyone that gets that reference needs a hug.

"WTB +4 stiffness on [Sword of Meat]".

EGORAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[seryoga]

did anywone use my snake just go solid yet?