Cruel... But you bloody deserved it!
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A kid in the food line had his tray sitting right next to the hamburger buns. I reach for a bun, innocently, and this kid looks at me like I'm some douchebag for reaching over his tray. He says, "Excuuuse me!"; to which I reply "You're excused." and walked off. He couldn't have said a single thing to that. I won that day.
Truely Awesome!
Me and my friend's were outside a shop near our school and some chav was outside with his football, he kicked to us 2-3 times and my friends just threw it back. As we walked off he kicked it again, i went to kick but let it roll off.
"Oy! Prick, go get my ball!!!" he shouted.
"You kicked it Dick go get it yourself!" i replied still walking. As he ran passed me he called me an 'Emo'. I was the only one laughing. "He's trying to be a hard Chav!" i said still laughing. he comeback was...
"Well...erm... you... hairy beaver...!?!" me and my friends all started laughing at him then.
Me and my friend's were outside a shop near our school and some chav was outside with his football, he kicked to us 2-3 times and my friends just threw it back. As we walked off he kicked it again, i went to kick but let it roll off.
"Oy! Prick, go get my ball!!!" he shouted.
"You kicked it Dick go get it yourself!" i replied still walking. As he ran passed me he called me an 'Emo'. I was the only one laughing. "He's trying to be a hard Chav!" i said still laughing. he comeback was...
"Well...erm... you... hairy beaver...!?!" me and my friends all started laughing at him then.
My next door neighbors were having a party and playing really shitty music at maximum volume across the street... at 3 in the morning, had been since around 10PM or so. I could feel the damn bass from nearly 100 feet away. Around 1AM, when I was going to bed, I went over and asked them to turn it down, as politely as possible. They, of course, ignored me and went on playing it. I called the cops on them, got them fined. Also, 2 weeks later was July 4th, and I had a decent stock of fireworks. I took a pair of blockbusters the on the 3rd of July and set them off in their lawn at 4AM. From the shouting about a minute later, I'd say they were livid. 
I know, I'm an asshole. It felt good though, and they couldn't prove anything even if they knew it was me.
I know, I'm an asshole. It felt good though, and they couldn't prove anything even if they knew it was me.
What you did AND your avatar are awsome.Skooterz said:My next door neighbors were having a party and playing really shitty music at maximum volume across the street... at 3 in the morning, had been since around 10PM or so. I could feel the damn bass from nearly 100 feet away. Around 1AM, when I was going to bed, I went over and asked them to turn it down, as politely as possible. They, of course, ignored me and went on playing it. I called the cops on them, got them fined. Also, 2 weeks later was July 4th, and I had a decent stock of fireworks. I took a pair of blockbusters the on the 3rd of July and set them off in their lawn at 4AM. From the shouting about a minute later, I'd say they were livid.
I was driving around my uni campus and this guy in a lowered car blaring techno music was right behind me, he was following really closely and even honked when I braked to enter a corner. The speed limit was 40km/h and I was going it.
So when we got to a part where I knew there was a speed bump you couldn't easily see, I started to speed up to about 50km/h, he sped up still tail gating me. My old car had awesome suspension and was quite high off the road, so the speed bump was just a minor jolt to me. The sound of the bottom of his car hitting and scrapping along the road, as he hit the speed bump 30 kilometres too fast (they advise slowling down to 20km/h) priceless. He actually pulled over to the side of the road to inspect his car, as I drove carefully and patiently home.
So when we got to a part where I knew there was a speed bump you couldn't easily see, I started to speed up to about 50km/h, he sped up still tail gating me. My old car had awesome suspension and was quite high off the road, so the speed bump was just a minor jolt to me. The sound of the bottom of his car hitting and scrapping along the road, as he hit the speed bump 30 kilometres too fast (they advise slowling down to 20km/h) priceless. He actually pulled over to the side of the road to inspect his car, as I drove carefully and patiently home.
OK, this fat kid who sat next to me in Science would not leave me alone, and I mean he WOULD NOT leave me alone, he repeatingly made fun of me even though I had done nothing to him near the end of the year I was sitting at my desk drawing a picture.
Prick:Whats that your drawing
Me: (jokingly) I'm using my imagination
Prick: Ahhh! Is that what they teach you in Special Ed
I then stood up and delivered quite possibly the most epic punch I have ever thrown this guy was crying like a *****,and he had previously told me he could beat me up I still remember the aftermath I tapped his shoulder and got no response so I just went and stood at the other side of the room and acted like nothing happened of course I got sent to the Principal's office but I was only suspended for one day because I was provoked.
Prick:Whats that your drawing
Me: (jokingly) I'm using my imagination
Prick: Ahhh! Is that what they teach you in Special Ed
I then stood up and delivered quite possibly the most epic punch I have ever thrown this guy was crying like a *****,and he had previously told me he could beat me up I still remember the aftermath I tapped his shoulder and got no response so I just went and stood at the other side of the room and acted like nothing happened of course I got sent to the Principal's office but I was only suspended for one day because I was provoked.