Darkest secret

[Caliostro]

...How much of a secret is it if you tell people?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I shot the sherriff.

But I did not shoot the deputy.

That is hilarious.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

...How much of a secret is it if you tell people?

on the internet, these people don't know you...in most cases.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I still watch Powerpuff Girls. Watched it all the time as a kid and still do now.

 

[Galaxialconda]

I am... BATMAN.

Crap, beat me to the punch.

Hmm... I enjoy playing and own a copy of Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 =P bewbs!!!!

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I am... BATMAN.

Crap, beat me to the punch.

Hmm... I enjoy playing and own a copy of Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 =P bewbs!!!!

Well, I enjoy making female characters in games where you can see your character, but not in bikinis and stuff, I'm ever tasteful. And I can get aroused over not real girls.

 

[joystickjunki3]

I once... thought Metal Gear Solid was totally overrated as a series. Oh, wait, I still do.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

If you think that tales of being sodomized by a woman are going to make people upchuck, you set your standards way too low. Hell, I'll fully admit I'm an anal-erotic. I'd probably be a bisexual if I weren't so turned off by real dicks. Finding a girlfriend who is both accepting and aroused by this fact is the challenge, and you let one slip through your grasp. If anything, letting her go should be what you keep as a dark secret. Now finding a girlfriend who is all that above, plus into anal herself... Now you're into the realm of unicorns, messiahs, and other fictional things.

Don't suppose you have her phone number handy ; p

Oh, she was into everything, she's the only girl I've ever done up the ass at her request. But TBH, knowing what I know about your opinions I don't think she would have been your type...I didn't let her go, she OD'd. Bit of killer that one, nothing I shouldn't have seen coming but youth has a tendency to make you think everyone is immortal.

PS: Phew, I was expecting a bunch of 'Ha Ha You've got teh ghey!' or 'Lolz, you got your ass reamed by a girl' comments.

 

[CrazyNick]

I watched 2girls1cup and was disappointed, I once found a website devoted to really sick stuff and I mean really really sick stuff worse than 2girls1cup and I lost it and I'm worried cause I'm trying to find it again cause I thought it was cool.

 

[Kriegsherr]

My darkest secret? I once dropped a piece of litter and didn't pick it up.

...unfortunately I can not live with this guilt and by the time you read this I will have killed myself in the only way I know how - Insulting a large group of Halo fanboys...

Try Twilight fangirls.
At least you'll die in a pile of girls. Even if they are shredding your flesh with their nails.

I don't know...frankly I think it might be too devastating to the surrounding community if twilight fangirls are allowed to congregate in large numbers. What if they didn't dissipate afterwards and instead setup their own communities? At least halo fanboys are completely mindless and don't pose that kind of threat to society as we know it...on the other hand it is more hetreosexual to go with the fangirls...

Awesome! I love heterosexuality!

 

[jsd379]

Now keep this to yourselves, but I am Captain Planet!!! (never knew he had a secret identity did ya?)

 

[sidhe3141]

I like Japanese Pop songs.

O THE SHAME!

I regularly listen to Uverworld.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Anyway, I used to really like Naruto. (Key words: used to)

Wrong. The key words were Natuto and Like. Nothing else matters. You will now be eliminated. The Really doesn't help your case either.

Sicko.

In my defense, I would like to say that it was before I learned that I could watch quality anime over the internet. And that it had been years YEARS since I had last seen a good anime.

Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.

 

[Grayjack]

I sorta like lucky star =(

You should be be ashamed of yourself. Only sorta liking it, and not loving it with all your heart, you make me sick.

Anyway, I used to really like Naruto. (Key words: used to)

Me too.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

What is your darkest secret.
This dark:

Spoiler: Image

Here goes:
I actually watched and liked O.C back when it first aired.

I think I watched the first season and then I just watched it whenever I sat in front of the TV. I liked it.

Let's see. I like Never Gonna Give You Up.

Oh dear sweet lord.
This one's defective lads, get him!

Edit: Should probably contribute to the thread.
I killed a guy.

 

[Grayjack]

I love apples, and I have a magical notebook that I can use to kill people.

Are you Kira?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I am... BATMAN.

But how can this be? For I am also Batman!
Clearly this calls for a Batman-off.

Hold on one second...you two are Batmen?!? You pale in comparision to me, Bat-Chimp!

...
The Batman-off will have to wait. We have bigger fish to fry...

If you are referring to me, then how do you expect to win? Half Bat, half Man and half Chimp. Oh my!

i would pay to see that. batman vs batman vs batchimp. twist ending spider man wins (aka me).

 

[rottenbutter]

Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.

Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.

Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?

Well by "popular" I mean "have a bigger post count than me." Half kidding. But come on, you're pretty popular around these parts. Atleast certainly enough for me to have you on my friends list.

I feel bad for sort of derailing this thread (though it already seems pretty screwed, the other Secrets thread we had was much more interesting), so to keep it on topic I will admit that I once had a crush on my cousin. There, you happy now? You bastards better bring up some good smut to pay me back for that. And no one better say a word to anybody, or you're dead.

And don't get too cocky with that "A" word either, if I'm motivated enough I'll fight through the pain to finish the job.