Dragon Ball Evolution review

[John Stalvern]

This movie suffers from the "Nintendo effect"
they made this movie to please all the mainstream fuckwits and leave us hrdcore DBZ fans to rot in the gutter

Except it won't please anyone, even the 'so bad it's good' crowd.

 

[Balanceofevil]

I saw the trailer for this while in the theater. It made me wish for death,it's like a brutal anal assault on my brain. First horrible anime/manga games, then movies.I believe i've lost what little remaining hope i have in humanity.

 

[Monkey Ninja]

I'd completely forgotten they'd made a Dragonball film. Hopefully I'll forget again after reading this review.

Seems whenever a movie is made of an age old cartoon/game/comic its either going to be incredibly good or eye-bleedingly bad.

 

[ssj4raditz]

Hmm... And yet, I still have this stupid urge to go and see it. Why, dear God, WHY?!?! *hits self in head with frying pan*

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

.........(Walks to Fox headquarters, Final Flashes the building, everyone rejoices, tacos and burritos at my place)

 

[Meado]

A DBZ movie? I'd rather down a pint of motor oil.

 

[fatboijim]

I still find it terrifying that and Avatar the last airbender live action movie is being made by M.Night Shamalamadingdong. I liked Avatar, it was original but still had a classic storybook feel to it. And they got a guy who made a movie about trees trying to kill us to make it?

mother fucker

plz tell me thats a joke...i wantd to harm ppl after i watched the happening! heres hw the avatar shud go "hey im the avatar, o no fire nation (hour n a half of random acts of martial arts) job done

 

[fatboijim]

Yea i just watched Dragonball Evolution (online didnt pay ha!)
Its worse than u can imagine...apart frm names thats all thts even slightly similer...heartbreaking....

 

[Shas]

i actually laughed when i read the burying grandpa in the backyard part. maybe i'll watch it when i can get it free/cheap enough for me to care

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I saw Adult swim doing an advert and thought why? why would you guy advertise that? That is a complete bastardization of your little brother's (toonami) best show.

 

[SargentToughie]

This is one of those movies that you have to go in to understanding that it will be horrible

it's the only reason I was still alive after I watched Eragon... the movie

 

[ae86gamer]

I think everyone knew that it was gonna be terrible.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I would say I'm surprised, but that would make me a dirty, dirty liar.

 

[ohellynot]

hell evan after reading about how horrible it is, people are still going to see it to make sure with their own eyes.
Also there is no mention of kuririn, what they just left him out. I loved him

 

[Sir Ollie]

You would think a dragonball film would have a epic battle...shame what a horrible film

 

[kaiser_what]

This movie would only be more awesome if it was directed Uwe Boll. Although I think he only does video games. Now, if only Fox decide to do a live action adaptation of Spongebob Squarepants...

 

[kaiser_what]

I still find it terrifying that and Avatar the last airbender live action movie is being made by M.Night Shamalamadingdong. I liked Avatar, it was original but still had a classic storybook feel to it. And they got a guy who made a movie about trees trying to kill us to make it?

mother fucker

plz tell me thats a joke...i wantd to harm ppl after i watched the happening! heres hw the avatar shud go "hey im the avatar, o no fire nation (hour n a half of random acts of martial arts) job done

If I'm not mistaken, M. Night Shamalan is going to direct it. This should be fun to watch

 

[Teraj]

yeah
they sure was one of the most TERRIBLE movies i ever saw
i wanted to go smash my head into the sidewalk after it
didn't affect my opinion of the anime
just utterly wasted my time and money
i hope they dont make sequels