Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?
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I have three off the top of my head.
First:
I was flying out of Northwest Regional Airport (52F) in my Cessna 172. I was flying down to Arlington to drop off a part for an old Piper Apache. I tuned my radio and got the current information which happened to be Whiskey.
Conversation is as follows.
Me "Arlington Tower, Cessna 52119 is 8 to the North inbound for full-stop with information Whiskey on the rocks."
Controller "Uh, Standby."
Me "Wilco, 52119."
Second:
We were in Terlingua, Texas drinking one night. And an aquaintence of our host started talking about what he wanted to do with his life. This particular person was quite fat and did not possess any good physical attributes.
He told of how he wanted to join the military.
I commented, "And do what, join the butterball battalion?"
He was utterly speechless, to this day he still hasn't said a single word to me.
Three:
I wrestled back in high school like 3 years ago. For some odd reason, I got bumped around on weight and somehow ended up having to wrestle in a JV tournament (I had been varsity all year long and had a damn good record; also, I was on the states honorable mention for the state rankings.) I myself didn't care because I wanted some nice easy matches.
So instead of doing my normal warm-up and jumping roap and all that I decided sleeping would be the best idea. Hell it was JV.
So, here comes the first match. I have some guy from Highland Park, that at the time they were the best team in the state. He was talking alot of crap saying he'd win the entire tournament because he was so good, yadda yadda yadda.
Well, someone finally woke me up. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes checked in and pinned the kid in 7 seconds flat.
He was speechless with anger.
The subsequent matches went very much the same, I took 1st in the tourny and didn't wrestle more than 15 seconds in any one of the matches.
First:
I was flying out of Northwest Regional Airport (52F) in my Cessna 172. I was flying down to Arlington to drop off a part for an old Piper Apache. I tuned my radio and got the current information which happened to be Whiskey.
Conversation is as follows.
Me "Arlington Tower, Cessna 52119 is 8 to the North inbound for full-stop with information Whiskey on the rocks."
Controller "Uh, Standby."
Me "Wilco, 52119."
Second:
We were in Terlingua, Texas drinking one night. And an aquaintence of our host started talking about what he wanted to do with his life. This particular person was quite fat and did not possess any good physical attributes.
He told of how he wanted to join the military.
I commented, "And do what, join the butterball battalion?"
He was utterly speechless, to this day he still hasn't said a single word to me.
Three:
I wrestled back in high school like 3 years ago. For some odd reason, I got bumped around on weight and somehow ended up having to wrestle in a JV tournament (I had been varsity all year long and had a damn good record; also, I was on the states honorable mention for the state rankings.) I myself didn't care because I wanted some nice easy matches.
So instead of doing my normal warm-up and jumping roap and all that I decided sleeping would be the best idea. Hell it was JV.
So, here comes the first match. I have some guy from Highland Park, that at the time they were the best team in the state. He was talking alot of crap saying he'd win the entire tournament because he was so good, yadda yadda yadda.
Well, someone finally woke me up. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes checked in and pinned the kid in 7 seconds flat.
He was speechless with anger.
The subsequent matches went very much the same, I took 1st in the tourny and didn't wrestle more than 15 seconds in any one of the matches.
I fail to see how he is a tool. 'Fuck buddy' is a relationship as valid as any 'boyfriend/girlfriend' one. You don't have any supporting points for your argument whatsoever.Bulletinmybrain said:
Rather ironically, you jumping to that conclusion actually makes you the tool.
i did. i called this kid Ratt Mouse once. its funny b/c his name is Matt Rouse. it probably wasnt funny reading it; it was a, you had to be there moment.
Does gaming count? Cos' I was playing zombies on CoD5 once with my mates. We were on the Verruckt map and we were on round 15. Wouldn't you know it one of my teammates got downed so two people went to go help him but they got ambushed by zombies so they were downed as well. In front of my brother and my friends I survived and beat the whole of round 15 on my own!
I dodged a frickin' onslaught of about 18 dodgeballs once.
My entire team had been knocked out of the game, and I was on my own, so when all of the balls ended up on the opposite team's side, you can probably guess what they tried to do, and what I did in response, but my personal crowning moment of awesome would probably be when I grabbed the last ball to be thrown at me (which was on the rebound) mid-dodge, threw it, and hit our opponent's best player right in the face, all in one graceful movement, which knocked him out of the game and allowed me to choose one teammate to bring back into the game.
Not very epic, I know, but it was pretty awesome to everyone in the gym, I was reffered to as 'Badass McNinja' for a whole week afterwords.
We won that game, by the way.
EDIT: WOOHOO! My hundreth post! I'm gonna go have a slice of pie to celebrate this glorious event!
My entire team had been knocked out of the game, and I was on my own, so when all of the balls ended up on the opposite team's side, you can probably guess what they tried to do, and what I did in response, but my personal crowning moment of awesome would probably be when I grabbed the last ball to be thrown at me (which was on the rebound) mid-dodge, threw it, and hit our opponent's best player right in the face, all in one graceful movement, which knocked him out of the game and allowed me to choose one teammate to bring back into the game.
Not very epic, I know, but it was pretty awesome to everyone in the gym, I was reffered to as 'Badass McNinja' for a whole week afterwords.
We won that game, by the way.
EDIT: WOOHOO! My hundreth post! I'm gonna go have a slice of pie to celebrate this glorious event!
There's nothing wrong with casual sex, it's better than masturbation in any case, and everyone does that.HellRaid said:
Some people don't have the time, need or patience for a full on relationship and can satisfy their needs sexually. I had a fuck buddy about a year ago, and it was the most enjoyable and rewarding friendship I've had with a girl. We got along incredibly well also, but neither of us wanted anything serious due to me constantly travelling and her having just left a long term relationship.
Not everybody is a hopeless romantic.
OT, to appease BakaSmurf: When I wasn't paying attention in class my teacher asked me a question. For no apparent reason I went into a long winded rant about how life is like a box of chocolates and other movie quotes to distract from my lack of knowledge. Apparently it worked and eventually he just gave up and let me sit back down. Everybody else in the class thought I had gone insane though, not awesome exactly, more strange.
Also, my friends were attacked by a large group of guys (10-14) and I flew into a blind rage when I found out. I ran up to them on my own and beat one guy down screaming bloody murder. I'm sure they would have destroyed me seconds later as they were all a bit older, but after this happened several of my friends were concious and angry and coming to join me before anyone really knew what was happening, so the other group backed away and left fairly quickly without saying much. Yep, that was my shining moment of courage.
At football practice one day, we were joking with our usually tight lipped, loud "talking" coach, when he said that he knew that none of us would ever quit and leave him.
That is when i said, "That's what you said about your wife, too, and you were wrong both times!"
Yes, the running WAS worth it.
That is when i said, "That's what you said about your wife, too, and you were wrong both times!"
Yes, the running WAS worth it.
I used the pickup line
"Give me a blowjob or I'll set you on fire".
Suffice to say i did not score that night, but it left the room in shock.
"Give me a blowjob or I'll set you on fire".
Suffice to say i did not score that night, but it left the room in shock.
I was in football a couple of years ago and we were doing a kickoff drill thing. I was at the end of the field, supposed to catch the ball and get as far as I could. I bobbled the ball and it bounced right into the hands of someone on the "other team." Without thinking, I grabbed the ball out of his hands and made it to the endzone.
We played this game called Pin in grade school. It's dodgeball except there's a bowling pin on both teams' sides that you can knock down to win the game. My entire team got out, leaving me to guard the pin. I had a ball at this point but I threw it away kind of from "Screw it, we're going to lose anyway," and "Maybe I can catch one of theirs'." I caught three in quick succession and my team came back to win the game.
We played this game called Pin in grade school. It's dodgeball except there's a bowling pin on both teams' sides that you can knock down to win the game. My entire team got out, leaving me to guard the pin. I had a ball at this point but I threw it away kind of from "Screw it, we're going to lose anyway," and "Maybe I can catch one of theirs'." I caught three in quick succession and my team came back to win the game.