Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?

[War Penguin]

Yes. The most awesome thing I could remember was in an art class. A teacher was in a discussion with a kid about teen pregnancy and, for reasons I don't remember, he asked me what I would do if I got a girl pregnant. Thanks to quick thinking I cleverly said "At least I got laid".
With in a split second the entire room exploded in laughter as well as the teacher.
That was a good day.

 

[xxnightlawxx]

Spoiler

My freind once drank a bottle of cum for a dare(he's straight).

No, he isn't.

how much did he get payed?

$60,000,000, I hope.

If not that much then what GuNsLiNgEr X said.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

Gosh, I wish stuff like that would happen to me.

I've never done anything that impressive as far as I can remember. There was one time in high school when one of my friends was going round poking everybody's noses and when she got to me I wasn't really paying attention but for some reason she was kind of freaking out. She then got all of my other friends to poke my nose after which they all stared at me in silence. It turns out I don't have any cartilage in my nose so I can press it flat against my face or fold it in half. Oddly enough it looks perfectly normal and just like my grandfather's nose but he does have cartilage in his.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Called my teacher an "ignorant ****". Trust me, the room went silent

 

[FinalGamer]

I was a part of the Anonymous VS Scientology protests in Edinburgh, and at one point when we had quite a small protest number there was this old guy playing an accordion. I went over, gave a lil money and had this awesome idea.

I danced for 10 minutes straight while a crowd of maybe 10 people gathered around me, another Anon guy did a bit of a dance and left.
People were kinda confused and speechless but then applauded when I had danced for quite long to this guy's awesome 10-minute ditty he just played along with me. I even danced the Caramelldansen, and even sped it up when the old guy sped up too actually challenging me to go faster.
Not only did I get more people to the protest attention but also the guy got more money.
He shook my hand afterwards too and thanked me.
Here's a picture.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3850/june14th031.jpg

 

[megapenguinx]

Ah I just remembered another one: Me, my sister, and few friends were doing a lip sync contest for our high school. We didn't plan anything beforehand and just went in there unprepared. About 2 mins into the song, we ran out of material and were just standing there awkwardly. My sister (who was sitting down at the time), stands up and just drops her pants on stage to a crowded theater. We all look at her, then look at each other, and proceed to drop our pants as well and finish up the song.

Was she wearing underpants?

Is she hot?

Wait, if the answer to the latter question is "no", don't answer the former.

Yes, and many people have told me she is.

 

[ix_tab]

I once created a cake recipe so good it caused my cake hating friend to eat it and attempt to marry me.

And since then? I've improved it.

 

[bread himself]

a few tales.

in a pe lesson, i was in the gym, with the tredmils and exercise balls, im not sure what happened exactly, but the tredmil ended up eating the ball, it went a foot in the air, people were speechless, and so was i.

in an art lesson, some kids got sent into our class, and they started on me, giving it the usual "long haired wanker" insult, i reply "ive had your mother" he said "my mums dead!" i said "i thought she was a bit stiff"

in a re lesson, i was trying to sleep, and we was suppost to be learning about abortion, so the teacher asks me "what do you think of abortion", "well its something to pass the time i guess."

i also turned up for graduation in a hawaiian shirt.

 

[black-magic]

I was telling the story about how I masturbated in the middle of the road at 2 in the morning.. in the snow.. people were.. speechless.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Does leaving the crowd cheering madly at you and being remembered for it ever after count too?

If yes:
It was at the last day of school and nominations was handed out, "Book worm", "The couple" and so on. Then out of nowhere I am nominated as the all time "Mr. Hottie" and when asked if I have anything to say I shout:

Spoiler: Ready to hear it?

I'M SINGLE!!!

The crowd went mad.

If no: pass

 

[SultanP]

Well, I was once the goalie at a football match, amateur, nothing serious. It was many years ago, and I have never been a good goalie nor a good football player. That didn't matter duing this match though, all the action was in the middle, just a lot of competition for the ball. So I was just standing by the goal minding my own business. I was leaning against the goal with one outstretched arm, the other hand in my pocket. My weight was supported by my right leg while my left leg was crossed over the front of my right leg. Anyways, after a long wait, a shot at the goal comes out of nowhere from the skirmish somewhere in front of me. I had stopped paying attention at this point, but the ball comes flying at me, bounces off of my knee and back into the crowd. Probably the most epic save I have ever performed, and maybe the best I've seen.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Everyone I knew stunned when they found out I was a fuck buddy.

I don't see why it is something to be proud of or be applauded. It shows that you're just a major tool.


Mmm, does having yourself left speechless count? I went to my moving on ceremony today, which I got an award from the principal for taking the SAT's. The other white as a snowflake boy that took it with me and I were called up.. Applause ensued, and didn't stop. It felt like a lifetime had passed until it began to die off..

 

[The Hairminator]

Sometimes I fart when people are in the middle of a sentence. I don't know if it awesome, but atleast they are speechless.

 

[jonnosferatu]

I'm a powerlifter, weigh 150lbs, and look the latter but not the former. I get awe-inspired silence basically every time I go to the gym.

On a related note, there was a time last year when I really wanted to get into a classroom to have some pizza, but my friends inside saw me coming, jammed the door with a chair, and started leaning in to hold it shut. I didn't realize they had mechanical assistance, so I decided to try to kick the door in as a joke. Door opened, and they were fine, but the back of the chair was completely destroyed (and we're talking one of those metal-frame chairs with the epicly hard plastic seat and backrest here).

And on an even more tangentially related note, one of my friends sort of projectile-sat into a chair in the computer lab...and kept going, taking the back of the seat with him (all four feet stayed on the floor).

Come to think of it, in relation to kicks specifically, there was one time back when I did TKD. I was a white belt sparring with a guy who was about to get his black belt (and fully deserved it; he wasn't just some random chump who was getting it under some kind of contract). I guess he must have completely underestimated my coordination, because I feigned in with a straight punch and then hit him in the crotch with a perfect roundhouse. He was fine (cup), but everyone was completely silent for a few seconds afterward.

 

[Kogarian]

We had this huge argument once in our bio class, hindering on the verge of an all out sexist argument. One girl screamed, "Fine, tell me one thing guys can do that girls can't!"

I was pissed off since it was this phrase that woke me up. I got, cleared my throat, rubbed the sleep from my eyes, and loudly (yet respectably) said, "Get a women pregnant. Now everybody shut up."

 

[The_Deleted]

I fell asleep at Donnington one year. Woke up to see all my mates looking at me open mouthed.
They told me while I'd been asleep I'd kept the beat by tapping my feet to Ozzys set perfectly. Drum fills and all.
I'd attracted quite a crowd, too.

 

[SultanP]

Weird double post, had this posted on page 5 aswell, so anyways, edited out now.