Well, it costs about $950 at the moment to get to the UK, and I have about....$30, can't you come over here? Otherwise, I'll go over there after I've been to the US next year.JanatUrlich said:
Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?
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The only things that I do that suprise and shut people up are really comments I make, or the fun action sequences (that mean nothing)
One time, my one friend was throwing food around to others, to catch it in there mouths. Of course, she was not the best thrower and the throws went wild. So, when it was my turn, the food was basically a foot away from my mouth. I dove a bit and like a shark, caught the piece and gulped the damn thing down. People stared fora moment (we were on the street) then sorta applauded at the sight, which ended in another food toss and me catching it again. I mean, I have a knack for catching things with my mouth! (enter really sexual comment here!)
Another time was during a religion class, it was a talk about abortion and out teacher was really insane about it, saying how bad it is and all that. And of course, this is before lunch. My stomach was growling and I finally said something like "let lunch come now or a baby will suffice to eat..." Which I spoke outloud I guess and got stares. Of course, I laughed, but, my teacher was in tears (believe me, she was a brainwashed religious nut)
Wait! one more. when we had a mock 'fight night' between my friends. Of course, we did not intend for it to get out of hand, hell, we tried to make makeshift gloves from towels and shirts to avoid black eyes. This was the first time people saw me fight and alot of them were surprised how I could take so many punches to the face, not even be fazed, and leave the other kid nearly vomiting on the ground from one or two punches to the belly and ribs. Then walk out without anything wrong with me while the other kids ribs were nearly cracked.
Thats it though, nothing much else
One time, my one friend was throwing food around to others, to catch it in there mouths. Of course, she was not the best thrower and the throws went wild. So, when it was my turn, the food was basically a foot away from my mouth. I dove a bit and like a shark, caught the piece and gulped the damn thing down. People stared fora moment (we were on the street) then sorta applauded at the sight, which ended in another food toss and me catching it again. I mean, I have a knack for catching things with my mouth! (enter really sexual comment here!)
Another time was during a religion class, it was a talk about abortion and out teacher was really insane about it, saying how bad it is and all that. And of course, this is before lunch. My stomach was growling and I finally said something like "let lunch come now or a baby will suffice to eat..." Which I spoke outloud I guess and got stares. Of course, I laughed, but, my teacher was in tears (believe me, she was a brainwashed religious nut)
Wait! one more. when we had a mock 'fight night' between my friends. Of course, we did not intend for it to get out of hand, hell, we tried to make makeshift gloves from towels and shirts to avoid black eyes. This was the first time people saw me fight and alot of them were surprised how I could take so many punches to the face, not even be fazed, and leave the other kid nearly vomiting on the ground from one or two punches to the belly and ribs. Then walk out without anything wrong with me while the other kids ribs were nearly cracked.
Thats it though, nothing much else
Man you make me need to pee XDDaveman said:
ill pay someone £20 to drink my pee
Goatzilla something your interested in maybe?
Ahhah, I am actually moving there within the next few years... May reconsider now...JanatUrlich said:
I know someone like that, it is a fucking awesome party trick. He did it with half a bottle of vodka, just opened up his throat and took it all down in one go, he then filled the bottle completely with puke, with cheers and clapping from everyone around.Catchphrase said:
Since I have posted on this thread, I guess I should contribute.
I once moved from a school that was really cool, and I had to come back.
I asked my teacher not to show my name, or tell people I was coming back.
I walked into my classroom in the morning then went "Yo you funky people" with a giant grin on my face.
It was awesome.
I once moved from a school that was really cool, and I had to come back.
I asked my teacher not to show my name, or tell people I was coming back.
I walked into my classroom in the morning then went "Yo you funky people" with a giant grin on my face.
It was awesome.
Me? Well i have done to awesome things that come to mind:
1:- I have fended two NEDs off of me without a single blow hitting me
2:- I'm crap at football. Yet in PE someone passed me the ball at around hip-hieght and at that instant all of my karate training, from a few years back, came flooding back to me and i did the best roundhouse kick i have ever done causing the ball to speed off into the top right hand corner before anyone could react. EVERYONE and i mean everyone, including myself and the teacher, were stunned out of our minds!!!
1:- I have fended two NEDs off of me without a single blow hitting me
2:- I'm crap at football. Yet in PE someone passed me the ball at around hip-hieght and at that instant all of my karate training, from a few years back, came flooding back to me and i did the best roundhouse kick i have ever done causing the ball to speed off into the top right hand corner before anyone could react. EVERYONE and i mean everyone, including myself and the teacher, were stunned out of our minds!!!
i am one of those people who usually do some amazing things or are around when they happen
1)well being the kid everyone likes ( yeah right) i was being bullied at school so sitting there eating my lunch in the dinner hall the bully comes up to me says something to me along the line Of " fatty need more food?" throwing his food at me( win win situation right?) any hoo me saying a few words i dont regret make him angry he throws a punch i duck he hits wall. i punch him in the side of the head and he just drops like a sack of shit. i sit back down and begin to eat again whole lunch room silent appart from the 13 yr old on the floor crying
supprised most people because im not the most violent person ever but i found it quite funny
2)then there was a time we had a school trip to a windfarm place we went to the top of one of the big wind turbines on the way down my friend trips over his own laces falls down about 20-25 steps lands at the bottom of the stairs on his feet.
whole class speechless XD
1)well being the kid everyone likes ( yeah right) i was being bullied at school so sitting there eating my lunch in the dinner hall the bully comes up to me says something to me along the line Of " fatty need more food?" throwing his food at me( win win situation right?) any hoo me saying a few words i dont regret make him angry he throws a punch i duck he hits wall. i punch him in the side of the head and he just drops like a sack of shit. i sit back down and begin to eat again whole lunch room silent appart from the 13 yr old on the floor crying
supprised most people because im not the most violent person ever but i found it quite funny
2)then there was a time we had a school trip to a windfarm place we went to the top of one of the big wind turbines on the way down my friend trips over his own laces falls down about 20-25 steps lands at the bottom of the stairs on his feet.
whole class speechless XD
I crashed my friends motorbike through a fence. Everyone watching was rendered speechless, especially when they saw what was left of the bike. Then i my arse off. it was funny. Needless to say we werent friends afterwards. His bike was fubar.
I got into an argument with someone in class once. They called m a ****** or the like, and basically name-calling and nothing else. Didn't phase me, but their persistence was annoying. I stand up so I'm literally looking down on them and go on at least a 5-minute noisy tirade about how them calling me a ****** means they're a closet homosexual wanting to convince themself that it's bad so they won't do it and all that jazz, and basically tried my hardest to metaphorically turkeyslap them.
Even the teacher (it was in debate, by the way) just stared at me for a good twenty seconds, and then I was told to sit down and stop talking, presumably amidst the suppressed roars of adoration and encouragement from my classmates and weeping from the other guy.
Even the teacher (it was in debate, by the way) just stared at me for a good twenty seconds, and then I was told to sit down and stop talking, presumably amidst the suppressed roars of adoration and encouragement from my classmates and weeping from the other guy.
