Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?

[Mr0llivand3r]

yes i have. and i daren't repeat it or you might all just be rendered so speechless you will never be able to talk again

 

[megapenguinx]

Ah I just remembered another one: Me, my sister, and few friends were doing a lip sync contest for our high school. We didn't plan anything beforehand and just went in there unprepared. About 2 mins into the song, we ran out of material and were just standing there awkwardly. My sister (who was sitting down at the time), stands up and just drops her pants on stage to a crowded theater. We all look at her, then look at each other, and proceed to drop our pants as well and finish up the song.

Okay...

Sorry for quoting the wrong guy here, but WHAT THE FUCK!?

Yeah we were known for things like this

 

[xxnightlawxx]

When I was still at school, there was a kid who sat beside me, and he was a dick. One day, he wouldn't stop annoying the fuck out of me, and he kept laughing at all the stupid shit he was saying. The final straw came when he said he was cooler than me in every aspect, he started laughing, and I joined in with the laughter and proceeded to throw my desk at him, knocking him out, I then said "I'm better at you at shutting the fuck up and staying alive past 18.". Everyone just looked at me and the teacher said "Well Andrew, I think it's about time you took you chair and sit outside for a while.", which was cool, considering I was expecting a suspension.

Another time in school, a different annoying little fucktard was hitting my across the back of the head every time he walked past, so in English class when he did it, I stood up and broke his nose and walked out of the class. About 5 minutes later, after standing on the bridge that connected that classroom to the library, the teacher came out, she was my Homeroom teacher. She came right up to me and said "Put your hand up" So I looked up and she had her hand up for a high-five, she proceeded to explain that she wished she was able to do that, as he was annoying the fuck out of her too. I did get suspended for that one, but it was so worth it.

That being said, I've lost every fight i've ever been in because I never hit back. When it comes to a random beating and everyone thinking i'm awesome afterwards however, I'm the man.

I was about to do this to this one fag who kept calling me Tim the Tool Man. But my teacher probably would not have been as cool as your about this he problably would have speared me in to the wall. Cause all the guy teachers at my school are arrogant dumb asses.

 

[Fingerprint]

I told my old English teacher to f*ck off then I walked out of the room. It left everyone speechless.

I did a similar thing. I called my French teacher a c**t and walked out. I got suspended for a week and needless to say, my parents weren't best please. But at the time no-one said a word.

 

[Madshaw]

I punched the most chavvy little hard man in my year, he was in the middle of a group of the fuckers and they where all shouting something other about my mum, i turned to face them then i hit the first face that i saw, turned and walked away. no-one said a word

£5 you just gave half the people reading that a boner right now.

What about the girls? D=

they havn't read it, they are cleaning

 

[Tim Buck II]

In a Welsh lesson, My friend leaned over ad looked at my work before saying "You do Your S's Weird." To which I yelled back "YOU DO YOUR LIFE WEIRD." At which Point our entire Male Class Stared at me, stunned. I finished off by Saying "Gentlemen" in a comedic a tone as Possible, and everyone just continued working. Twas awesome

And I've only just realized how weak this sounds to other posts...

Cool. You should have said, "YOU DO YOUR MOM WEIRD!" You're probably not the kind of person to say that, but it would have a much stronger effect, I'm sure.

 

[Tim Buck II]

Ah I just remembered another one: Me, my sister, and few friends were doing a lip sync contest for our high school. We didn't plan anything beforehand and just went in there unprepared. About 2 mins into the song, we ran out of material and were just standing there awkwardly. My sister (who was sitting down at the time), stands up and just drops her pants on stage to a crowded theater. We all look at her, then look at each other, and proceed to drop our pants as well and finish up the song.

Okay...

Sorry for quoting the wrong guy here, but WHAT THE FUCK!?

Yeah, we were known for things like this.

I would think so!

I know I'll regret this, but, why exactly did you do that again?

 

[Izerous]

Bottle of beer in 3 seconds, have done cans but not as impressive.

 

[Madshaw]

Bottle of beer in 3 seconds, have done cans but not as impressive.

a pint in 6 seconds as a victory dance after beating my dad at pool, it was my turn and he had just got back from buying a round of drinks for himself, my brother and my sister, he returns just in time to see yours truly pot the last 2 red balls on the table and the number 8, evryone was already stunned (because i normally suck at pool), so i just walk over take my pint and down it, they were double shocked and my dad got me a new one =]

 

[Tim Buck II]

When I was still at school, there was a kid who sat beside me, and he was a dick. One day, he wouldn't stop annoying the fuck out of me, and he kept laughing at all the stupid shit he was saying. The final straw came when he said he was cooler than me in every aspect, he started laughing, and I joined in with the laughter and proceeded to throw my desk at him, knocking him out, I then said "I'm better at you at shutting the fuck up and staying alive past 18.". Everyone just looked at me and the teacher said "Well Andrew, I think it's about time you took you chair and sit outside for a while.", which was cool, considering I was expecting a suspension.

Another time in school, a different annoying little fucktard was hitting my across the back of the head every time he walked past, so in English class when he did it, I stood up and broke his nose and walked out of the class. About 5 minutes later, after standing on the bridge that connected that classroom to the library, the teacher came out, she was my Homeroom teacher. She came right up to me and said "Put your hand up" So I looked up and she had her hand up for a high-five, she proceeded to explain that she wished she was able to do that, as he was annoying the fuck out of her too. I did get suspended for that one, but it was so worth it.

That being said, I've lost every fight i've ever been in because I never hit back. When it comes to a random beating and everyone thinking i'm awesome afterwards however, I'm the man.

I know this bugs the heck out of people but... EPIC!!!!

 

[xxnightlawxx]

Spoiler

My freind once drank a bottle of cum for a dare(he's straight).

No, he isn't.

how much did he get payed

 

[Trilby_V]

When I was still at school, there was a kid who sat beside me, and he was a dick. One day, he wouldn't stop annoying the fuck out of me, and he kept laughing at all the stupid shit he was saying. The final straw came when he said he was cooler than me in every aspect, he started laughing, and I joined in with the laughter and proceeded to throw my desk at him, knocking him out, I then said "I'm better at you at shutting the fuck up and staying alive past 18.". Everyone just looked at me and the teacher said "Well Andrew, I think it's about time you took you chair and sit outside for a while.", which was cool, considering I was expecting a suspension.

Another time in school, a different annoying little fucktard was hitting my across the back of the head every time he walked past, so in English class when he did it, I stood up and broke his nose and walked out of the class. About 5 minutes later, after standing on the bridge that connected that classroom to the library, the teacher came out, she was my Homeroom teacher. She came right up to me and said "Put your hand up" So I looked up and she had her hand up for a high-five, she proceeded to explain that she wished she was able to do that, as he was annoying the fuck out of her too. I did get suspended for that one, but it was so worth it.

That being said, I've lost every fight i've ever been in because I never hit back. When it comes to a random beating and everyone thinking i'm awesome afterwards however, I'm the man.

I was about to do this to this one fag who kept calling me Tim the Tool Man. But my teacher probably would not have been as cool as your about this he problably would have speared me in to the wall. Cause all the guy teachers at my school are arrogant dumb asses.

"Tim the Tool Man"? Boy, do I want that story!

 

[Tim Buck II]

Spoiler

My freind once drank a bottle of cum for a dare(he's straight).

No, he isn't.

how much did he get payed?

$60,000,000, I hope.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Ah I just remembered another one: Me, my sister, and few friends were doing a lip sync contest for our high school. We didn't plan anything beforehand and just went in there unprepared. About 2 mins into the song, we ran out of material and were just standing there awkwardly. My sister (who was sitting down at the time), stands up and just drops her pants on stage to a crowded theater. We all look at her, then look at each other, and proceed to drop our pants as well and finish up the song.

Was she wearing underpants?

Is she hot?

Wait, if the answer to the latter question is "no", don't answer the former.

 

[xxnightlawxx]

When I was still at school, there was a kid who sat beside me, and he was a dick. One day, he wouldn't stop annoying the fuck out of me, and he kept laughing at all the stupid shit he was saying. The final straw came when he said he was cooler than me in every aspect, he started laughing, and I joined in with the laughter and proceeded to throw my desk at him, knocking him out, I then said "I'm better at you at shutting the fuck up and staying alive past 18.". Everyone just looked at me and the teacher said "Well Andrew, I think it's about time you took you chair and sit outside for a while.", which was cool, considering I was expecting a suspension.

Another time in school, a different annoying little fucktard was hitting my across the back of the head every time he walked past, so in English class when he did it, I stood up and broke his nose and walked out of the class. About 5 minutes later, after standing on the bridge that connected that classroom to the library, the teacher came out, she was my Homeroom teacher. She came right up to me and said "Put your hand up" So I looked up and she had her hand up for a high-five, she proceeded to explain that she wished she was able to do that, as he was annoying the fuck out of her too. I did get suspended for that one, but it was so worth it.

That being said, I've lost every fight i've ever been in because I never hit back. When it comes to a random beating and everyone thinking i'm awesome afterwards however, I'm the man.

I was about to do this to this one fag who kept calling me Tim the Tool Man. But my teacher probably would not have been as cool as your about this he problably would have speared me in to the wall. Cause all the guy teachers at my school are arrogant dumb asses.

"Tim the Tool Man"? Boy, do I want that story!

Nothing really happened because i have a really big pool of anger which kept me from completely flipping out on him in U.S. studies. But he just kept calling me Tim the Tool Man and throwing little fucking bits of magazine on my desk. I wanted to fucking use my penicl as my tool. But i would probably go to jail and because he was a good friend of mines brother. So the next day i just went up to my teacher and told him to "move me or I will beat the living shit out of that kid" almost exact words to my teacher. Kinda funny cause the teacher was stunned that i said that to his face.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Well, I've drunk a bottle of piss.

Hello Sniper.