Favorite Futurama lines
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Another great bender line:
"Have you ever considered just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kid, and just hitting them?"
"Have you ever considered just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kid, and just hitting them?"
Oh god. ANYTHING by Zapp Brannigan.
"If we hit this in the bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
"Stop dying you cowards!"
"We don't know much about the enemy, but we can only assume they stand for everything we DON'T stand for."
"If we hit this in the bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
"Stop dying you cowards!"
"We don't know much about the enemy, but we can only assume they stand for everything we DON'T stand for."
Prof: Sounds like a dangerous mission, someone is bound to be hurt! Fry, Leela, Bender, help them.
Fry+Leela+Bender: Awwwwww
.....Later.....
Prof: This is a dangerous mission, someone is bound to be killed! Fry, Leela, Bender, help them.
Fry+Leela: Awwww
Bender: DAMN YOU OLD MAN!
From "Where the Buggalo Roam"
Makes me laugh every time
Fry+Leela+Bender: Awwwwww
.....Later.....
Prof: This is a dangerous mission, someone is bound to be killed! Fry, Leela, Bender, help them.
Fry+Leela: Awwww
Bender: DAMN YOU OLD MAN!
From "Where the Buggalo Roam"
Makes me laugh every time
And of course:WrathofthePenguin said:
"We've got a right to pick a little fight with rustlers,
if anyone wants to pick a fight with us, he better bite my ass!"
"Yee-haw!"
Oh also, I like sometimes when a mission usually would mean certain doom, the professor just goes "News Everone".cocoadog said:
Also:
The King of Omicron Persei 8: This beef is jerked. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked
Bender: WOOOOOH! Just the way he likes it!!! WOOOOH!
Sweet Zombie jesus! Farnsworth
This is going to be so cool! we're going to be like zdoo zdoo zdoo zdoo zdoo! and they are going to be like ah ah! pwah pwah! and then afterwards, we'll be eating pancakes and we'll be like anomnomnomnom! Fry
with my last breath I curse Zoidberg!
Be careful with that unbreakable diamond filament!
Why?
It belonged to my grandmother...
This is going to be so cool! we're going to be like zdoo zdoo zdoo zdoo zdoo! and they are going to be like ah ah! pwah pwah! and then afterwards, we'll be eating pancakes and we'll be like anomnomnomnom! Fry
with my last breath I curse Zoidberg!
Be careful with that unbreakable diamond filament!
Why?
It belonged to my grandmother...
Lela "Who would've thought the entrance to hell would be located in new jersey"
Fry "Well, Actually...."
Fry "Well, Actually...."
Forget the name of the episode but its the one were zoibergs species are in mating season and he challenges fry to a duel over a female lobster alien thing called edna.
(Fight starts and theres a guy walking around the audience stands shouting bets here, place your bets here.)
Zoidberg: Fry tell me disembollwing your species fatal or non fatal.
Fry: Er fatal
Zoidberg: 100 bucks on me.
Or: the episode were fry, bender and leela whose disguised as a man join the army.
Zap: (After leela finshes her run) wow he beats my record by a whole 10 seconds, 5 hours and 3 months I plan to finish someday kiff. (Don't think thats perfect but it goes something like that.
and finally.
Zap: I have mated with a women inform the men.
(Fight starts and theres a guy walking around the audience stands shouting bets here, place your bets here.)
Zoidberg: Fry tell me disembollwing your species fatal or non fatal.
Fry: Er fatal
Zoidberg: 100 bucks on me.
Or: the episode were fry, bender and leela whose disguised as a man join the army.
Zap: (After leela finshes her run) wow he beats my record by a whole 10 seconds, 5 hours and 3 months I plan to finish someday kiff. (Don't think thats perfect but it goes something like that.
and finally.
Zap: I have mated with a women inform the men.
