Favorite Futurama Quote

[ARob419]

"I apologize for nothing!" -Hedonism Bot

And when Bender trades his son for the robot Army and punts him out the window of the Robot Devil's office.

Robot Devil: Wow, that was brutal even by my standards!
Bender: No backsies

 

[Psyco Slim]

Car Salesman: Nothing makes you feel more than a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much you wanna spend of this Thundercougarfalconbird?

Fry: Sorry i'm not here to buy

Car Salesman: I understand that its wonderful that you dont care if anyone questions your sexual orientation.

Fry: I care! I care plenty! I just donno how to make them stop!

Car Salesman: One word......Thundercougarfalconbird.






Also: "And now for a man that needs no introduction.......................*walks off stage*"

 

[Psepha]

Farnsworth in the episode Time Keeps On Slipping:

*first time skip* "Did everything just jump around, or did my brain just stroke off there for a second?"

 

[El Poncho]

''Good News'' since its never ever good news.

 

[L33tMarvin]

AH yeah everybody do the bender "uw yeah come on baby dance"

 

[ChocoFace]

"Death by snu snu!"
*characters can't decide whether to be sad or happy*

 

[FluffX]

"And Zoidberg!" [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndZoidberg]

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Emergency vehicle collector guy: Neeyoohohoho! *Wipes windscreen and sees Fry and Amy playing cards* Awwwh
Fry: Hey, while he's towing us, wanna do it?!
Amy: Sure!
Vehicle guy: NeeeyoohohohoHOOOO


Or something pretty close to that, it's been too long since I've seen it. Either way, I couldn't breathe for laughing afterwards XD

 

[Psyco Slim]

Bender: Bending is my middle name. My full name is Bender Bending Rodrigez

 

[Kyndranigar]

Can't believe I hadn't seen this one yet, and it's so fitting too.
"Well, thanks to the internet, I'm now bored of porn."

 

[megapenguinx]

Good news everyone!

 

[Nargleblarg]

Compare your lives to mine then kill yourselves
-Bender-

-Bender- "you know it's funny"
-Fry- "what"
-Bender- "YOUR WIENER"

 

[RTR]

Prof. Farnsworth to his hippe self in Parallel Universe #420:
"Get a job!"

 

[War Penguin]

-What is the emotion called "wuv"?
-Surely you mean love.
-No. Wuv.
-THIS CONCEPT OF WUV SCARES AND CONFUSES US!!!

 

[H.S.T]

Fry: "Alright! It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock!"

Yes!

 

[Spleenbag]

FRY: Bender, quick, bend open the steam pipe so we can escape!

*Bender does so*

FRY: *as steam spills into the room* No good! It's full of steam!


That little display of Captain Obvious-ry had me and my friend in stitches for five solid minutes the first time we saw it two years ago, and we joke about it to this day. God I love Futurama, so glad there are going to be new episodes.

 

[wc_rock]

All of my favorite Zapp ones were taken so I won't repeat them, but good job everyone for remembering his wonderful lines.

Dwight-"I heard alcohol makes you stupid."
Fry-"No I'm....doesn't."

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Leela-"We've got to do something. Bender, maybe you can interface with the fem-puter and reprogram it to let them go."
Bender-"Maybe you can interface with my ass, by biting it!"

 

[Jetbaby]

Hookerbot: Bender, baby, we love you!
Pimp!Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!

Also:

Leela: ...is the kitten mechanical in any way?
Robot Guard: NO!! IT IS THE -BAD- KIND OF KITTEN!

 

[Seventeen]

Quotes from the Neutural People of the Neutural Planet

"If I dont make it tell my wife, hello"

"I have no fixed feeling either way"

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD