Fortune cookie time!

[Dr Pussymagnet]

"Your fortune is yet to come."

 

[YouGetWhatsGiven]

You can save 15% or more on car insurance.

...How?
....HOW?
HOOOOOOOW?!?!??!

By switching to Gieco, Fifteen minutes can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

I know. I thought the joke was that you didn't mention the how, and that was supposed to drive people insane and I'm going to shut up now because my brain just went strangely numb.

Strange, I get that sensations many MANY times.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

"You will get food poisoning"

 

[Splyth]

One I actually got: "You'd make a great lawyer"

Fun Ones:
"WAKA WAKA WAKA"
"Stay away from Chinese Restaurants"
"VIVA REVELOUTION!"

 

[samsprinkle]

1)Ah! It's Chuck Norris behind you!
2)Look! A talking cookie!
3)Paste this cookie note to 4 people and you will get sex.(lol)

 

[101194]

"Don't eat the Eggroll!...Nevermind"

"Why the fuck are you reading me when you could be saving 15% or more on Geico?"

"The cookie is the Truth."

"Your Girfriends hot."

"Don't cross the streams!"

"Yo Moma!"

"All your cookie are belong to us,Someone set us up the Rice!"

"Do a Cookie roll!(Press Z or R Twice)"


Do stupid shit like this lol

 

[Donbett1974]

You will beat a boss in the near future. Lucky No# 7,12,19,31,50

 

[InvisibleMilk]

RED WARRIOR NEEDS A FORTUNE!

 

[sheic99]

Islam is the light

 

[USSR]

"Ah god, did you have to break my spine just to read my insides you heartless bastard T.T"

...Rofl.
That is all.

Indeed it better be, or the fortune cookie shall snap your spine.

 

[gremily]

"Scientology is the correct path"-that would be funny

Never gonna happen.

 

[USSR]

"Ah god, did you have to break my spine just to read my insides you heartless bastard T.T"

...Rofl.
That is all.

Indeed it better be, or the fortune cookie shall snap your spine.

...*takes a bite of the cookie*

..*pony tramples and breaks your spine*

Don't forget about the pony, they can pull a ninja anytime, anywhere.

Including the ability to turn themselves into fortune cookies.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

"Death to the infidels!"

 

[USSR]

"Ah god, did you have to break my spine just to read my insides you heartless bastard T.T"

...Rofl.
That is all.

Indeed it better be, or the fortune cookie shall snap your spine.

...*takes a bite of the cookie*

..*pony tramples and breaks your spine*

Don't forget about the pony, they can pull a ninja anytime, anywhere.

Including the ability to turn themselves into fortune cookies.

Oh god the agony why.

The cookie warned you.

You have brought unfortunate sin upon thyself!!!

 

[scoHish]

"That wasn't beef"

 

[TMAN10112]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.