Games that you should never buy.

[SilkySkyKitten]

Spy Games: Elevator Mission for the Wii.

Seriously, if you see it sitting on a store's shelf don't even try and acknowledge it's existence. It is that bad.

 

[regallmighty]

almost any pixar movie game

 

[Xhumed]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. Someday this will be used as evidence by Aliens that humanity is not worthy to survive. Awful, awful "game" (it's more an interactive movie. Yes, it's from THAT era of gaming.)

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

Its kinda old but LUNARRAGON SONG
Quite possibility one of the worst games i have ever played.
i bought it...then went back a couple of days later and sold it.\
i only got about $3 for it but i didn't care, i just wanted to get rid of it.

Good, I wasn't the only person who considers that piece of shit to be the worst they have ever played...

The combat is the worst I've ever seen in an RPG, the leveling system was horrible, the plot was incredibly convoluted, every attempt to make money was an annoying collection quest, and characters would drop in and out of your party every five minutes and take all of their equipment with them.

Bottom line,
NEVER BUY LUNARS

 

[Keepitclean]

Any Need For Speed game. They are all rubbish and have pretty good advertising campaigns.

I like Forza style racing games more though. That might have something to do with my dislike for arcade style racers.

 

[Queen Michael]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow. It's the only video game ever to recieve a uniquely low rating of 1/10 from Super PLAY magazine.

 

[Pete Oddly]

Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel.

OH GOD! Why did you have to bring back memories of that!

I don't know about you guys, but I loved Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel. It was great multiplayer, and...and...*eyes glaze over*

No...NO! You meant that OTHER Brotherhood of Steel! That blasphemous clone of Dark Alliance that they used to stain the Fallout name! I had it blocked from my memory! OH YE GODS, SAVE US FROM THIS ABOMINATION!

Anyway; my vote goes for Folklore. It was the first PS3 game I bought, and all the dialog was in text. To cheap to get voice actors for your shitty game? Then stop making shitty games.

 

[Pete Oddly]

In order of increasing crappiness:

GTA IV
Assassin's Creed
Viva Pinata
Far Cry 2

You are no longer allowed to give game buying advice.

 

[Pete Oddly]

Oh, and for the all-time worst buy-this-and-your-face-will-spit-and-hell-will-flow-from-your-gaping-head game:

Parapa the Rapper. Rhythm games are pretty one-dimensional and pointless as it is, but this game...oh, this game...

Fuck, I need a stiff drink just THINKING about how shitty this game is.

 

[Scobie]

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[Pete Oddly]

In order of increasing crappiness:

GTA IV
Assassin's Creed
Viva Pinata
Far Cry 2

You are no longer allowed to give game buying advice.

I don't recall you being given the authority to revoke my advice-giving license

Touche. I'm just butthurt because I love those two games.

 

[Ldude893]

-Anything by Disney
-The Postal series
-E.T.

 

[Pete Oddly]

-Anything by Disney
-The Postal series
-E.T.

Get out. Postal kicks ASS.

 

[cptawesome]

This may seem obvious just from the title, but:
Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Everything was okay with it, until you get to the swordfights; you literally hit the other guy twice and he bends over backwards so you can slice his back. I'm seriously not joking here, they really do bend over backwards as though they've just realized what a pointless existence they lead and have turned emo. EVERY ENEMY IN THE GAME DOES THIS.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

I say Blacksite: Area 51.

I thought that was pretty decent actually.

 

[Void(null)]

Every game ever made.

In all seriousness, I can't actually suggest one except maybe the Sims.
Playing a game where you control some avatars life is a bit pointless to me.

That must be why its one of the top selling games of all time, and EA's single largest franchise.

 

[Rasputin1]

Chrome hounds.

Just, no.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Prey.

*shudder*

 

[CriticalGriffin]

Games that are simply not good(i.e. Bad, if it wasn't obvious enough) or are not interesting you in anyway.

If that isn't the most simple yet absolutely right answer you're going to get, then there's a slight possibility that people posting on this topic are simply dumping redundancy and personal hatred against otherwise okay or good games that offended them because of X reason.
... Oh wait, they are.

Well well, am I ever so positive to gaming communities...

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Darkest of Days. Never play a game in which you have a musket and you reload it in real time.
Just Cause 2. It's not bad, it's just not worth buying. Definitely a rental.
Hitman. Wait, I have to put down the crate, pull out my gun, load it, and then shoot?! Bull. Shit.